A list of puns related to "Ship's wheel"
Pirate replies, "Yar, been driving me nuts."
The pirate replies, βArrgh, itβs driving me nuts!β
Arrgh, you're drivin me nuts!
The pirate replied"Aye! It's driving me nuts!"
aye, matey it's driving me nuts!
"...but I tells ya this; it drives me nuts!"
The bar tender asks "why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate responds, "Arr, I don't know but it's been drivin' me nuts. "
The bartender asks: Hey Pirate, how do you like your belt buckle?
The pirate replies: Arr, it's drivin me nuts!
...with a full-sized ship's steering wheel attached to the zipper of his pants.
The bartender says, "There's a steering wheel attached to your zipper, doesn't that bother you?"
The pirate replies, "Argh, it's driving me nuts."
My college roommate's dad had a brilliant way of taking well-known jokes and butchering the punchlines. Could be fun when your kids are slightly older. A couple memorable examples:
So a pirate is walking down the street with a ships wheel in his pants, somebody comes up to him and asks "Why do you have a ships wheel in your pants, doesn't that bother you?" And the pirate responds "Arrgggh its driving me nuts!!"
A pirate goes into a bar, with a ship's wheel (the kind that changes the direction of the rudder) sticking out of his pants. He awkwardly waddles up to the bartender and asks for a drink. The bartender pours the pirate a drink remarks that the wheel looks very uncomfortable. The pirate replies, "Yarr, it's steering me balls!"
Yes, that was the punchline. Every single time.
and the bartender asks "What's that ship's wheel doing down your pants?!"
The pirate replies: "Arr, I dunno, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
The bartender says, "Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants." The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."
the bartender said "you know you have your ships steering wheel in your pants?" the pirate replied "argh matey, i know its driving me nuts"
He has the steering wheel of his ship shoved down the front of his pants.
The bartender says, "Hey, what's up with the steering wheel?"
The pirate replies "ARRRR, it's drivin' me nuts."
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