A pirate walks into a bar with a ship wheel on his junk. Bar tender asks, "what's with the wheel?"

Pirate replies, "Yar, been driving me nuts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bri_IsTheMeOne
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A pirate with a ship’s wheel in his pants walks into a bar. The bartender can’t help but ask about it.

The pirate replies, β€œArrgh, it’s driving me nuts!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sauron3579
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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What did the pirate say when the ship's wheel ended up in his pants?

Arrgh, you're drivin me nuts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NuccSucc
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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The bartender asked the pirate, "Is that a ship's wheel sticking out if your pants?"

The pirate replied"Aye! It's driving me nuts!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicGuy66
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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I saw a pirate walking down the street with a ship wheel stuffed in his pants. I said..."Hey, pirate...is that a ship wheel in your pants?" He said...

aye, matey it's driving me nuts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theposshow
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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A pirate was complaining about the ship's wheel stuck to the front of his pants. "Aye, I don't know how this wheel got here..."

"...but I tells ya this; it drives me nuts!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hydr0n1um
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel in his pants

The bar tender asks "why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"

The pirate responds, "Arr, I don't know but it's been drivin' me nuts. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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A pirate walks into a bar wearing a ships wheel belt buckle

The bartender asks: Hey Pirate, how do you like your belt buckle?

The pirate replies: Arr, it's drivin me nuts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elseebee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2018
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A pirate walks into a bar...

...with a full-sized ship's steering wheel attached to the zipper of his pants.

The bartender says, "There's a steering wheel attached to your zipper, doesn't that bother you?"

The pirate replies, "Argh, it's driving me nuts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tng_reddit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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The meta dad joke

My college roommate's dad had a brilliant way of taking well-known jokes and butchering the punchlines. Could be fun when your kids are slightly older. A couple memorable examples:

  • A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender pours him a beer, and remarks that the wheel looks uncomfortable. The pirate replies, "Yar! It's steering me balls."
  • Two cannibals are having dinner. The first one says "my mother-in-law tastes awful." The other replies "then have some more potatoes."
  • How do you make a salad wrap? Just add drums!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/penguinland
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2016
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Because its national pirate day today..

So a pirate is walking down the street with a ships wheel in his pants, somebody comes up to him and asks "Why do you have a ships wheel in your pants, doesn't that bother you?" And the pirate responds "Arrgggh its driving me nuts!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soccergodd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2016
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My college roommate's dad told this one

A pirate goes into a bar, with a ship's wheel (the kind that changes the direction of the rudder) sticking out of his pants. He awkwardly waddles up to the bartender and asks for a drink. The bartender pours the pirate a drink remarks that the wheel looks very uncomfortable. The pirate replies, "Yarr, it's steering me balls!"

Yes, that was the punchline. Every single time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/penguinland
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2013
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So a pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel shoved down his pants

and the bartender asks "What's that ship's wheel doing down your pants?!"

The pirate replies: "Arr, I dunno, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cerealcomma
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2013
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants.

The bartender says, "Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants." The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vienty
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2017
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel shaped looking thing in his pants

the bartender said "you know you have your ships steering wheel in your pants?" the pirate replied "argh matey, i know its driving me nuts"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anonylynn0
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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A pirate walks into a bar

He has the steering wheel of his ship shoved down the front of his pants.
The bartender says, "Hey, what's up with the steering wheel?"
The pirate replies "ARRRR, it's drivin' me nuts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fat_Hitchhiker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2017
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