A list of puns related to "Several"
I guarantee you,no one has ever heard them before.
Someone took a fence.
He had no idea he had started a turf war.
This is known as the domino's effect.
Pump kin
I know, it sounds a bit far-fetched.
A hydrant.
"Hey, barkeep!" he says, struggling to keep control of his quarry. "Any room for me and my friends?"
The bartender smiles and sets down some plastic cups. The man plops his friends inside, but the cups are too small.
"Um...barkeep?" the man says, pulling them out again. The bartender reaches for some larger mugs, but as he places them next to the cups, it becomes obvious that even these will be too small for the pigs.
Seeing the man struggle to continue holding them, the bartender runs to the kitchen for help.
A cook emerges, holding several large measuring cups. "Sorry, I just used these to make a batch of cheese dip, but they're all yours!"
The man carefully plops each pig into its respective gooey yellow cup.
Arms exhausted, breathing heavily, he drops into a stool at the end of the bar, between his tiny friends and a beautiful girl.
He glances her way, gasping coyly. "Hey...I'm...Tom."
She smiles, having watched the whole ordeal. "Hi Tom, I'm Liz. And if you don't mind me asking..." she laughs, looking over his shoulder, "what was that all about?"
He glances back at the bar. "Yeah...sorry," he pants. "I wanted...to impress you, but...it turned out to be...a pretty cheesy...pig-cup line."
I didnβt want them to make offense.
Poor guy turned to a life of mime.
BBQ
Why
I was just expecting a shingle pallet
She became a reagent.
Will he / she be disoriented?
He had different kinds of jokes for each maiden, as he knew they each had different types of humor. Margaret was first, and the knight stood before her and tried out a new knock knock joke. A boy watching nearby asked his mother, "why did he tell her a knock knock joke?" The mother replied, "well sweetie that's because her husband used to always tell them, so she appreciates them more." Next was Priscilla, and as the knight stood before her he tried out the joke the court jester told him. "Why did the knight use a court jester joke?" Asked the boy. "Well sweetie that's because Priscilla isnt very bright and she wouldnt understand most other jokes." Finally it was Dawn's turn. The knight began his joke but the mother quickly covered the boys ears. "Why did you do that?" Asked the boy. "Because you are too young for the humor the knight uses on her, and the knight is always darkest before Dawn."
Eu-reek-a
Patient: βIs that true, or are you just pulling my leg?β
The law maker was outlawed.
First off a six-parter
No 2 A real cool guy walks into a cafe. He wearing sunglasses, tidy haircut, but just a super cool guy all round. He orders a glass of condensed milk and puts it on his table. Next time the waitress walks past he asks for a glass of black coffee. Now he has a glass of milk and a glass of coffee next to each other, this guy is real cool. Next time the waitress walks past he orders a glass of ice. She's happy to do that for this dude because he is so cool. He mixes the milk and coffee with the ice and stirs with his little spoon. Looks good. The old man that owns the cafe walks up to him and says, 'I see your in the Navy". How did he know?
A: he was wearing a naval uniform.
Anyone know similar nonsense?
I just can't part with it.
I told her not to make it a habit.
My son burst into tears. I explained, "yes, buddy, it's sad, but they knew what they were getting into". My son replied, "I know, but it's still so sad. I mean, how many are in a brazliian? Is more than a million?"
Fun guy
They had a great piss-cal year
This is also known as multicasking
"Panda: A large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China; eats shoots and leaves."
Since today Merriam Webster even has the word dad joke:
"a wholesome joke of the type said to be told by fathers with a punchline that is often an obvious or predictable pun or play on words and usually judged to be endearingly corny or unfunny"
Making him, contrary to popular belief, the first holey Roman emperor
The doctors report that he is in a stable condition.
Itβs their fall meeting.
He will re-curse it.
I guess you could call it my minstrel period.
Theyβre all like βI wanna dance with somebody, I wanna heal the feet with somebody...β
He walked by me as I was scrolling through reddit and said βIβd better not see any Frenchmen Oui Oui on your screen.β
I guess they'd have to mullet over.
They just seem to have some trouble with stand-up comedy.
We sorted sorta sordid sodas.
Heβs remarkable.
Doctor: "Well, don't go to those places."
It was a widespread case of loose stools.
One could say the miners got shafted.
I guarantee nobody has ever heard them.
I guarantee no one has ever heard them before
Doctor: "Well, don't go to those places"
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