I'm a prostitute servicing men and women out of various vehicles.
My prices are the bi rates of the car I be in.
Need customer service puns
I'm looking for anything pun wise or clever in the area of customer service. Like "Minimum Rage" but something else.
I just called GameStop Customer Service...
They asked me to please Hold. 💎🤲
Why do women have a difficult time working for the postal service?
Why can't Welshmen be in the intelligence services?
I went to a restaurant, and the service was terrible. Plus they ran out of utensils.
I decided never to go back because they had zero forks to give.
I took my car for a service yesterday morning.
The pastor told me to get out, as I was blocking the aisle.
I once met a girl online with spotty service..
It was an on again-off again relationship..
For the charge of murder, the judge only gave Ray Liotta and Joe Pesci community service
because they were goodfellas
Which artist has the best ride service?
What do you call a really bad freight delivery service?
According to a recent study, it’s really hard for women to work for the Postal Service.
It’s a mail dominated industry.
What’s the top streaming service in Russia?
I have an idea for a math tutoring service.
I'm starting a new dating service in Prague.
I once had a faulty box of Corn Flakes so I called up Kellogg's customer services to see if they could help.
Unfortunately they weren't able to help me in the end as I wasn't able to find the box's cereal number.
My barber wanted me to sign a long term service agreement before giving me a haircut, but I refused!
I just couldn't accept all those perms and conditions!
Why did Sean Connery sign up for the men's grooming prescription service?
They had such great shavings.
Edit: Title should be subscription, wtf autocorrect
I personally find Tinder not that great of a dating service.
Did you hear that U.S. Mail is starting a freight delivery service to compete with FedEx and UPS?
It's an essential service.
I’ve started an organization that grants scholarships to former armed services individuals that want to become animal doctors. Grantees are awarded based on an interview process.
I call it “Best bets for vetting vets for vets”
Amazon has come up with a new service where they deliver custom made suits to your house in 48 hours.
It’s called Tailor Swift.
I frantically rushed to the computer service center to repair my storage device before it died
Public Service Announcement: In order to meet the energy budget for 2020....
the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Thank you and have a nice day.
What did the secret service yell when Disney sent assassins after our president?
The United States Postal Service got jokes
I went to a Norwegian restaurant the other day. The food was delicious. The service was superb. The only problem was...
I let my out of town girlfriend know her vegetable service delivered a package today and I had some bad news.
She asked what had happened to it,
I told her the box had a leek in it.
The secret service has a new protocol if there's a threat in the room with the president
They used to yell down. Now it's
"Donald duck!"
I can get you a great deal on cremation services....
Hulu Is The Streaming Service Of Hulugans.
I tried to tell a joke about the Postal Service...
But nobody got it because I messed up the delivery.
What do you call a fortune teller that provides his services for free?
Why did the feminist want to boycott the Postal Service?
Because it is predominantly mail.
Driving by every graveyard
Ooops no cell service; must be a dead zone
Eric refunded his memory extraction service
It wasn't what he had in mind
Did you hear about Hooters’ new contactless delivery service?
For a while it was knockers, but now it’s just honkers
Man with a picaxe was refused service...
I went to one of those insect restaurants, and the service was terrible
Apparently it’s because fly-tipping is not allowed!
Blood and Organ related puns please
So a colleague is leaving my work (transfusion medicine lab) to work as an information manager for the organ transplant service. I make cards and I’m trying to think up something punny to write on/in his card and I’ll paint a picture on the front for context. I was thinking like “bloody good luck” or “sorry you’re transplanting”... but less shitty!
Thanks in advance :)
New dating service launched in Prague!
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked
now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
"Back so soon? I thought you went for a haircut, dad?" asked my son. "Well..." I replied. "My barber wanted me to sign a long term service agreement before giving me a haircut, but I refused."
"I couldn't accept all those perms and conditions."
Amazon has started a new service where you will get custom made shirts delivered within 48 hours.
It’s called Tailor Swift.
Amazon is starting a new service where they deliver custom made shirts to your door within 48 hours.
They are calling it Tailor Swift.
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