Teacher: "Use the word sugar in a sentence."
Student: "The tea is too sweet."
Teacher: "Where is sugar in the sentence?"
Student: "In the tea!!"
Dad, I need help writing a sentence using the word "irony."
Try this :
I licked a golf club and it tasted irony.
Authorities are searching for a four-foot tall woman who recently escaped from prison in upstate New York. She was serving a five year sentence for fraud after convincing a number of victims that she was a powerful psychic.
Now she's a small medium at large.
Teacher: Use the word oath in a sentence
Student: Mike Tyson eaths oaths for breakfasth every morning
Edit: made this up today, have merthy on my thoul
I saw a linguist about my problem with putting periods where. they don’t belong in sentences
I suffer from premature punctuatio!n
Teacher: Use the word ‘intermittent’ in a sentence.
I said: While I was camping it began to rain hard so I ran intermittent.
If my toddler misbehaves I sentence him to an hour in the
A Chihuahua and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Bulldog says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
My Dad: Can you tell me a sensible sentence that uses the word 'because', three times, consecutively?
Me: Not today, Dad.
My Dad: Give up. Let me tell you in his glorious beaming pride face
I use because, because, because is a conjunction.
I could never accept a two-year sentence. I just don’t have that much to say.
To connect two sentences, what conjunction should I use, but or less?
You should never end a sentence with a preposition.
Well, you can't end a sentence with a proposition.
I was asked once about the meaning of the word ' inexplicable ' in a sentence..
..and found it very hard to explain.
What do you call a death sentence gone wrong?
Good concept, bad execution.
What do you call a sentence that can hurt you ?
Can't even what..? Finish the sentence...!!
We should create a sentence for everyone
But I don’t know, judge for yourself
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
Where do prisoners when they get a light sentence?
How many egg puns can I fit into a few sentences?
Well, I can roll out dozens of eggscruitating egg puns in just the first sentence alone. But the second one is where I start to crack you up from the amount of egg puns that were in the first sentence. By the third sentence your brain will be scrambled from the amount of egg puns that I cracked while just simply talking.
What is the shortest sentence in English?
I am.
What is the longest sentence in English?
I do.
A group of phiologists is trying to conpletely change the way sentences are structured
They call themselves "New Word Order"
I taught my four year old son how to use the word abundance in a sentence.
He said "thanks Dad, that really means a lot".
Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences goes largely unnoticed.
What do you call people who hate long sentences?
A botanist tells a joke to another botanist that he finds particularly funny. The first botanist is laughing so hard he can hardly muster a sentence, but manages to say...
That joke was so funny I nearly wet my plants!
My wife told me I never finish my sentences...
...so I said that it's none of her
Clever pun, never expected that sentence to be used literally and as a pun.
Apparently I have an issue with finishing of my sentences
You can't say much when you've been to prison twice.
How is a date like a sentence?
It can be stopped by a period.
Did you know that stalin never capitalised the first letter of a new sentence or a proper noun?
It's because he disliked capitalism.
I bet my wife I could form a full sentence out of the noodles in my alphabet soup
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
If you're taken to prison and serve a short sentence
Did you hear about the guy who doesn’t finish sentences?
He should expect a long sentence.
Did you know that commas can change the meaning of a sentence.
For example
Ben is in a hurry
vs
Ben is in a comma
What’s the worlds longest sentence?
How do use pink, green, and yellow in a sentence?
The phone went 'green! green!', so I pinked it up and said, "Yellow?"
My twin brother called me from prison. He said “so you know how we always finish each other’s sentences”
Teacher: "Bobby, please use the word rectum in a sentence."
Bobby: "Rectum? It dang near killed him!"
I sometimes speak in complete sentences.
Other times, incomplete sentences.
The last sentence brings me Misery
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