After a quick investigation, the Prosecutor was able to turn it into a brief case.
I said, "Imagine you're a cat!"
Please collect me if I’m wrung.
She got out after 5 years and I had to serve the remaining 5.
We always finish each others sentences.
He couldn't face death head on
His actions were highly ill-eagle
He's going to get the eclectic chair.
Because it's a gray area
The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good person and made arrangements for Andy to learn a trade while doing his time.
After three years, Andy was recognized as one of the best carpenters in the local area.
Often he would be given a weekend pass to do odd jobs for the citizens of the community and he always reported back to prison before Sunday night was over.
The warden was thinking of remodeling his kitchen and in fact had done much of the work himself.
But he lacked the skills to build a set of kitchen cupboards and a large counter top, which he had promised his wife.
So he called Andy into his office and asked him to complete the job for him.
But, alas, Andy refused.
He told the warden, "Gosh, I'd really like to help you but counter fitting is what got me into prison in the first place."
He was found guilty of trafficking miners.
Ba dum tiss
Not necesscelery
Studend: A man got sick because of a fish he ate.
But it’s too wordy.
He went completely off script.
When a horse jumps over defence defeat go first the detail
Not neccescelery.
But I fear I may get executed. People are too judgy nowadays.
Student: One day, an acorn fell off, landed and sprouted. It grew and grew, and one day it woke up and said “gee, I’m a tree!”
Then I realized “that would be crazy!”
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.
I guess he’s just Biden his time.
It's having contractions
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Well, toucan play that game.
Stolen from Dad Jokes
Enough is enough!!
Doctors diagnosed me with Clausetrophobia
Try this : I licked a golf club and it tasted irony.
Now she's a small medium at large.
Student: Mike Tyson eaths oaths for breakfasth every morning
Edit: made this up today, have merthy on my thoul
It got 2 back to back sentences.
Murder in the first deergree
They both have a great time.
So I said "it depends on which pier you mean. Can you use it in a sentence?"
His reply: "Yes. How do you spell pier?"
I said: While I was camping it began to rain hard so I ran intermittent.
I suffer from premature punctuatio!n
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
play-penitentiary.
Me: Can we change the subject?
Her: Ok. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
Me: Not today, Dad.
My Dad: Give up. Let me tell you in his glorious beaming pride face
I use because, because, because is a conjunction.
It usually resulted in a long sentence.
The judge is bound to give me a tough sentence
Not necesscelery!
