I hate people who use the same word twice in a sentence...

Enough is enough!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Teacher: "Use the word sugar in a sentence."

Student: "The tea is too sweet."

Teacher: "Where is sugar in the sentence?"

Student: "In the tea!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Dad, I need help writing a sentence using the word "irony."

Try this : I licked a golf club and it tasted irony.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heavyduty1930
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Teacher: Use the word oath in a sentence

Student: Mike Tyson eaths oaths for breakfasth every morning

Edit: made this up today, have merthy on my thoul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/traceywashere
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Teacher: Use the word β€˜intermittent’ in a sentence.

I said: While I was camping it began to rain hard so I ran intermittent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/El_Sidgio
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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If my toddler misbehaves I sentence him to an hour in the

play-penitentiary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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A Chihuahua and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Bulldog says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."

Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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My Dad: Can you tell me a sensible sentence that uses the word 'because', three times, consecutively?

Me: Not today, Dad.

My Dad: Give up. Let me tell you in his glorious beaming pride face

I use because, because, because is a conjunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yours_petpeeve
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Can't even what..? Finish the sentence...!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deb_Eternity
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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I was asked once about the meaning of the word ' inexplicable ' in a sentence..

..and found it very hard to explain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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What do you call a writer who doesn't follow the rules of sentence structure?

A rebel without a clause

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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I taught my four year old son how to use the word abundance in a sentence.

He said "thanks Dad, that really means a lot".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/virtual_no_body
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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What is the shortest sentence in English?

I am.

What is the longest sentence in English?

I do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seXJ69
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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A group of phiologists is trying to conpletely change the way sentences are structured

They call themselves "New Word Order"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClapTheChad
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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A botanist tells a joke to another botanist that he finds particularly funny. The first botanist is laughing so hard he can hardly muster a sentence, but manages to say...

That joke was so funny I nearly wet my plants!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashwinvias
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2018
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Did you know that stalin never capitalised the first letter of a new sentence or a proper noun?

It's because he disliked capitalism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Mehdi_haned
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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I bet my wife I could form a full sentence out of the noodles in my alphabet soup

Man did I eat my words

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaltzWithPotatos
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Did you know that commas can change the meaning of a sentence.

For example

Ben is in a hurry

vs

Ben is in a comma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SatanJoshKelpie22
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who doesn’t finish sentences?

He was always...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimReaperSr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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What’s the worlds longest sentence?

Life imprisonment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DC-Tommo
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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Teacher: "Bobby, please use the word rectum in a sentence."

Bobby: "Rectum? It dang near killed him!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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The last sentence brings me Misery
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πŸ‘€︎ u/specialsodapop
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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Accordion to a recent survey replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ordinarybloke1963
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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I asked the judge to shorten my sentence and

he interrupted me

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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Have you heard about the guy named Peter getting a death sentence by canon?

I can tell you he was canonized.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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I violated grammar rules, so I got punished with the death sentence.

Death.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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If you got anxious while diagramming sentences at the blackboard,...

you were parsed tense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nyckname
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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TIL colons can change the meaning of a sentence drastically: "Jane ate her friend's lunch." would become:

"Jane ate her friend's colon."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redrockit06
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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What did the student say when his teacher asked him to use geometry in a sentence?

A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said "Gee, I'm a tree".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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Johnny asked me the other if he could end a sentence with a contraction...

The only thing I responded with was, β€œI wouldn’t.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PachaLives
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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I like my women like I like the end of my sentences

With a period!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjsacky
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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The sentence really struck a chord with me imgur.com/MSojhZE
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SierraWolfCharlie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2018
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What’s the longest sentence in the English language?

I do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b8410
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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My teacher asked me to use the word "irony" in a sentence.

So I said I was playing golf and out of curiosity I licked one of my golf clubs. It tasted irony.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajays97
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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The process of adding puns to a sentence should be called puntuation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sidewinder94
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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My doughter just learned all about the basics of sentence structure in her English class.

She is a pronoun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BecauseItAmusesMe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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Why did the sentence go see a proctologist?

It had a swollen semicolon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pmax83
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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The use of capital letters can really change the meaning of a sentence.

For example:

I like to eat pancakes.
I like to eat capital letters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AcousticViper
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2017
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What's the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws; the other has a pause at the end of its clause.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gt0t
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2018
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Teacher: Frame a sentence using the word 'harassment.'

Student: I'm in love with a girl and harassment a lot to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nocturnal_shit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2018
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Does femail fraud carry the same sentences as mail fraud, or is it about 80% of the time sentenced?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SomeZ
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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Why did the end of one sentence not pursue a relationship with the start of the next sentence?

Because there was a language barrier.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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How did the judge sentence the notorious kidney thief?

Hard labor in the renal colony.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iShark
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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There was a bad-tempered pirate who would always add "you" onto the end of his sentences

He would always "argue"

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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The shortest sentence is β€˜I am.’

The longest sentence is β€˜I do.’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masnegro
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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What's the longest sentence ever?

Life imprisonment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swiggetyswine69
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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