An actor was writing a letter when he changed from cursive to standard lettering mid-sentence.
He went completely off script.
My teacher asked me to make a sentence with the word defence, defeat and detail
When a horse jumps over defence defeat go first the detail
I tried to sort out wtahtoebucrldazy into an actual sentence
Then I realized “that would be crazy!”
Does every sentence need to include a vegetable?
Teacher: use the word geometry in a sentence
Student: One day, an acorn fell off, landed and sprouted. It grew and grew, and one day it woke up and said “gee, I’m a tree!”
What is it you use when you want to close a sentence, and, you know stop one thing to start another; I mean how do you bring one sentence to an end so you can start another one, hang on, I’ve found it .
Apologies this was a very difficult period for me.
Have you ever wandered why it takes the President so long to complete a sentence when he speaks?
I guess he’s just Biden his time.
Here's a way you'll know this sentence is pregnant
My dad keeps sneaking bird references into his sentences
Well, toucan play that game.
Stolen from Dad Jokes
I hate people who use the same word twice in a sentence...
When I was a child, I couldn't finish a sentence...
Doctors diagnosed me with Clausetrophobia
Dad, I need help writing a sentence using the word "irony."
Try this :
I licked a golf club and it tasted irony.
What do you call a terminator that doesn't let you finish your sentence?
- Wha..
- An interrupter.
Authorities are searching for a four-foot tall woman who recently escaped from prison in upstate New York. She was serving a five year sentence for fraud after convincing a number of victims that she was a powerful psychic.
Now she's a small medium at large.
Teacher: Use the word oath in a sentence
Student: Mike Tyson eaths oaths for breakfasth every morning
Edit: made this up today, have merthy on my thoul
Teacher: Use the word ‘intermittent’ in a sentence.
I said: While I was camping it began to rain hard so I ran intermittent.
I saw a linguist about my problem with putting periods where. they don’t belong in sentences
I suffer from premature punctuatio!n
A Chihuahua and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Bulldog says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
If my toddler misbehaves I sentence him to an hour in the
My Dad: Can you tell me a sensible sentence that uses the word 'because', three times, consecutively?
Me: Not today, Dad.
My Dad: Give up. Let me tell you in his glorious beaming pride face
I use because, because, because is a conjunction.
I could never accept a two-year sentence. I just don’t have that much to say.
Well, you can't end a sentence with a proposition.
To connect two sentences, what conjunction should I use, but or less?
Can't even what..? Finish the sentence...!!
You should never end a sentence with a preposition.
i got a prison sentence
i don't remember what it said.
What do you call a sentence that can hurt you ?
I was asked once about the meaning of the word ' inexplicable ' in a sentence..
..and found it very hard to explain.
What do you call a death sentence gone wrong?
Good concept, bad execution.
We should create a sentence for everyone
But I don’t know, judge for yourself
What do you call a writer who doesn't follow the rules of sentence structure?
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
I taught my four year old son how to use the word abundance in a sentence.
He said "thanks Dad, that really means a lot".
How many egg puns can I fit into a few sentences?
Well, I can roll out dozens of eggscruitating egg puns in just the first sentence alone. But the second one is where I start to crack you up from the amount of egg puns that were in the first sentence. By the third sentence your brain will be scrambled from the amount of egg puns that I cracked while just simply talking.
Where do prisoners when they get a light sentence?
Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences goes largely unnoticed.
What is the shortest sentence in English?
I am.
What is the longest sentence in English?
I do.
A group of phiologists is trying to conpletely change the way sentences are structured
They call themselves "New Word Order"
What do you call people who hate long sentences?
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Clever pun, never expected that sentence to be used literally and as a pun.
A botanist tells a joke to another botanist that he finds particularly funny. The first botanist is laughing so hard he can hardly muster a sentence, but manages to say...
That joke was so funny I nearly wet my plants!
My wife told me I never finish my sentences...
...so I said that it's none of her
How is a date like a sentence?
It can be stopped by a period.
Apparently I have an issue with finishing of my sentences
You can't say much when you've been to prison twice.
Does every sentence need to include a vegetable?
Teacher: "Use the word sugar in a sentence."
Student: "The tea is too sweet."
Teacher: "Where is sugar in the sentence?"
Student: "In the tea!!"
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