They both have a great time.
Os-Moses.
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The Briner Leagues.
Odd I prefer my house detached
Unfortunately, the trailer spoiled it
The Semi-truck’s digestive system
It was given two consecutive sentences.
On a molecular level
Haulin’ Oats... 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ I’ll show myself to the door. -dad
Osmoses
It was a widespread case of loose stools.
Once you see it, you have no choice but to repost everything.
Hippopautonomous
Osmoses
He is calling it Rig a Tony.
It was a big rigamarole
...that I just put the car into neutral?
Damage was estimated at nearly $14.
By adding a paper clip
Riding down the road with a co-worker, I happen to see a "Sale" flag next to a cemetery advertising a land auction.
Me: "Hey look, the cemetery's having a sale. Wanna pick up a few cold ones?"
Other dad: "That's a sale people are dying for."
Me: "They had to put up a fence to keep to keep them out."
Other dad: "They were really digging it. Doesn't look like they have any takers though."
Me: "I bet there were a few under-takers."
We laughed for the next mile.
"Man, I wish I was that rich, that I could just send my lawn out to be mowed!"
@RonDawg64
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Dad: Brazil looks like they're playing without a backbone!
Os-Moses.
He was given two consecutive sentences.
They both have a good time.
Os-Moses.
