I came across a great movie about a semi-truck with a defective refrigeration unit that had to deliver a large shipment of meat.

Unfortunately, the trailer spoiled it

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👤︎ u/CpBear
📅︎ May 10 2020
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My Italian friend is starting a semi truck business.

He is calling it Rig a Tony.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 02 2018
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I saw a huge traffic jam involving several semi trucks

It was a big rigamarole

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👤︎ u/shaneyruadh
📅︎ Oct 16 2018
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Gabe was muttering incoherently. He'd been up all night studying for the history exam.

I poked my head in his room, and he was blathering about how he wanted to quit school and be a truck driver.

"I'm gonna get one of those big beautiful Peterbuilts, with all the running lights everywhere. Or maybe a Mack with an extended cab..."

"Better brew him a pot of coffee," I told his mother. "The final is in a half hour, and he's only semi-conscious."

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👤︎ u/cja1968
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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The Semi colon is an important part of what?

The Semi-truck’s digestive system

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👤︎ u/Ra1ds4ad0w
📅︎ Jun 12 2020
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So a guy decides to scare the living daylights out of some people on the highway....

So, my town has a major highway that runs through it, and a bridge that people can walk over. Well, some guy decides to tie a ball to a string and dangle it over the side of the bridge. That way, any car that goes under the bridge will think they hit something and the guy could have a good laugh. Well, a semi comes through, and the ball gets caught on the mirror. The guy's arm gets ripped clean off, and he's sent to the hospital right away. The truck driver gets pulled over as he's passing through another town. The arm is still dangling from the mirror. The truck driver is then arrested, for armed robbery. (Badum-tsss) (Thank you, thank you. I can't wait to get 3 whole karma for this one.)

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📅︎ Aug 15 2018
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I'm Well Known (and Hated) for These Around My School

After a long list of dad jokes in a chat, one of my friends told me to get hit by a truck. I responded with:

"that would be a semi-solution" and then: "If I am misunderstanding a part of this, please articulate your concerns to my friend lorry, she will clarify"

many people left the chat after this

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👤︎ u/noble_gasses
📅︎ Mar 30 2016
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Dad hit us with this one on a road trip

Dad sees a semi truck hauling hay with a blown tire on the side of road

Dad: "Hay... that blows..."

Me: "Dammit, Dad..."

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👤︎ u/Wo0dles
📅︎ Dec 29 2015
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Mom dad joked me and a friend

We get in the car ready for a long car ride and my friend brings up that he got an MRI on his back.

Friend:Ya it was in a semi truck

Dad:That's weird, how long ago was it

Friend: about a week ago

Mom:Would you say a "weak back"

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👤︎ u/boombotser
📅︎ Apr 05 2014
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Pallet cleanse

Family was having breakfast at Denny's when my dad looks out the window towards a semi truck packed with wood pallets.

Dad: "I wonder if the driver cleaned those before he ate"

Me: "Cleaned what? All those pallets?"

Dad: "Yeah, I heard your supposed to cleanse your pallet before you eat!"

The whole table groaned, he was so proud of himself.

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👤︎ u/acrites4947
📅︎ Jul 06 2015
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Trucks that are big enough aren't really trucks...

They're only semi trucks

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👤︎ u/WhiteBreadBuddha
📅︎ Mar 13 2015
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Dad joked by my boyfriend this morning

So we were in the car going to King's Island to spend the day, and while we were on the highway, there was a semi and a horse trailer in front of us.

Me: Are those horses?

Him: No, those are trucks.

I have never sighed so hard in my life.

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👤︎ u/floodimoo123
📅︎ Jun 19 2014
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My old friend's dad's goof on early 80's politics will take your heart hostage.

Once upon a time in the 80’s, the religious supreme ruler of a middle eastern country fled outside military forces seeking to strip him of his power using whatever means necessary. Fearing for his life, he was secretly smuggled into the US where he reluctantly shaved his beard and attempted to blend in.

He successfully went native and got an apartment, and soon realized he needed a job to pay for food and rent. He didn't want to do any sort of manual labor or serve others, as he craved comfortable control. He eventually became a toll booth operator, where he enjoyed sitting in his high chair, making people pay him so that he would grant them passage. Over time he grew bold and began to use his own judgment on what vehicles would pay him for his blessing to cross.

One day, two semi-tractor trailer beverage trucks were in his line, a Pepsi truck in front, and a Coke truck behind. The Pepsi truck pulled up and he said "Pepsi truck, you may pass for free." The Pepsi truck driver happily

... keep reading on reddit ➡

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👤︎ u/AllUpInMyRizznus
📅︎ Jan 23 2014
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Dad popped this one in the car

"Look! A semi truck!"

"Thats a whole truck."

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👤︎ u/RianonFTW
📅︎ Dec 25 2013
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Trucker Dad Joke

Backstory: On a big truck a Super Single is a tire that is twice as wide as a traditional semi tire so you only need two tires per axle instead of four. My dad just bought a set for his truck.

Me: How are those Super Singles treatin' ya?

Dad: You should know, you are one!

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👤︎ u/MasterBruce88
📅︎ Feb 25 2014
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