I saw 2 cows staring at me from behind the bush.
I think it was a steak out.
Why was the snowman embarrassed when people saw him buying a bag of carrots?
He got caught picking his nose!
Saw this earlier today lmao
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
I thought I saw Michael J Fox at my local garden centre.
I'm not sure if it was him, though, as he had his back to the fuchsias
What did 2 say to 3 when they saw 6 acting like an idiot?
Don’t mind him. He is just a product of our times.
Saw some cows on the roof playing poker...
I visited a monastery the other day and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips. I asked him "Are you the friar?"
He replied "No, I'm the chip monk..."
Was driving by the prison the other night when I saw a midget climbing down from a window.
I said to myself, that’s a little condescending
Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning, or possibly just a very hairy guy.
Either way, the silver bullets worked.
I saw a mountain with a lot of cows hanging out on it.
Must've been Mount Heiferest.
I just saw Jesus & a couple of His disciples drive past me in a new car
Looks like it was a Christler
Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume knob stuck on full."
I thought, "I can't turn that down."
Saw this on Instagram lol
My wife told me she saw two EMTs walking over by the hospital. “Two EMTs?” I asked her...
...don’t you mean “pair o’ medics”?
I saw it all said the blind man,
I saw an ambulance with the lights on at the local mechanics today.
Guess they needed an emergency service.
My daughter told me she saw a deer on the way to school.
Me: “How do you know it was going to school?”
Dad: I saw a woman with 12 breasts
Me: That sounds strange...
Dad: Dozen tit
YOU’RE WELCOME 💋
I just saw that Chuck Yeager has died
...and then I heard it a few seconds later
I saw my nephew browsing some weird porn
What's the world coming to?
Saw this on r/unexpected, thought it was funny so here we are :) I’ll be sure to add the link to the OG post in the comments incase you wanna see it
What did Zeus say when he saw everyone getting drunk and acting foolish on Mt. Olympus?
Thought I just saw Shaggy in the supermarket...
Saw a fish riding a bicycle the other day. Shocked, and curious, I asked it, “How on earth is this possible‽” Fish looked at me and said:
Nothing, silly. Fish don’t talk.
I saw a great movie about databases.
I can’t wait for the SQL.
When I saw how much she tipped me...
I went into the kitchen and saw a hurricane making a pot of tea
I thought hmm, there's a storm brewing
I saw a man riding a bike up a hill, yet he walked.
Yeti was the name of his dog!
I just saw my wife trip over and drop a basket of clothes she just ironed.
The first time I saw her, at her honey stall at the farmers market, I knew right away...
I saw a guy walk into a store and buy 5 smoke machines, so I called the cops.
He must be in some extreme mist group.
I saw a lobster escape a grocery store tank
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he saw a thunderstorm?
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he saw a thunderstorm?
Looks like reindeer.
The Captain of our flight called the cops when he saw a film crew
He heard they were there to shoot a pilot
I just thought of this today as I was driving... I’m sorry in advance 😂 I saw this sign the other day, and it had rounded edges
It was kinda pointless...
I saw a man at the supermarket today, throw all the milk, butter, cream and yoghurt off the shelves, in a rage.
I was driving and I saw a packet of crisps and I asked “want a lift?”
They said “no thanks we’re walkers”
Saw an escalator for the first time today...
Everyone laughed when they saw the way my barber styled me...
But I liked my new hardehardo.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
What did 2 tell 3 when he saw 6 acting like an idiot?
Don’t mind him. He is just a product of our times.
I just saw my wife trip over and drop the basket of clothes she just ironed.
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