15 Hilarious Sap Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I clean all my weapons with tree sap.

Some say I’m crazy, but I’m sticking to my guns.

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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump

📅︎ Sep 15 2020

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Poor Sap...

Teacher: Open up to page 275

Me: to page 275 I feel like my dad is dissapointed in me and I don't know why.

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👤︎ u/Harry_Potter_Memes

📅︎ Oct 09 2018

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The first ever guy they tested out to eat maple syrup from a tree must’ve been a real sap!

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👤︎ u/OmarFromtheWire2

📅︎ Mar 06 2018

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Poor sap, couldn't keep up with my tree puns. imgur.com/a/VOvok

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👤︎ u/WhoPutThatThere

📅︎ Nov 19 2014

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I got fired from the shoe factory, but they were nice enough to leave me with a parting gift.

They gave me the boot.

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👤︎ u/habsfan1112

📅︎ Oct 20 2020

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I had a fight with a father last night.. only thing is he was a tree

Called his son a sap

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👤︎ u/actuaryvsp

📅︎ Sep 26 2020

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I once tied myself to a tree to see what bondage feels like.

Turns out I was just a sad sap.

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👤︎ u/Veilus

📅︎ May 11 2020

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Well, the new year is upon us and that means I have to stick spigots in all my red and black maple trees...

The task always saps my strength.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Jan 21 2020

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I need the name of the sticky stuff inside trees..

ASAP

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👤︎ u/Time_Traveling_Panda

📅︎ Nov 13 2018

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It sadly went right over her head too...

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👤︎ u/Saucebergenstein

📅︎ Feb 21 2013

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What do you call an emotional tree?

A sap

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👤︎ u/olivewitharhyme

📅︎ Jan 22 2019

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Made a dadjoke instead of a sale. Wooden you?

We sell wooden soap dishes, made of various kinds of wood, as part of our business. When I get asked which is our best seller, I pick one up and say "This one is real poplar."

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👤︎ u/fluent_in_gibberish

📅︎ Feb 14 2015

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Why did the maple tree not have any friends?

Because he wasn't poplar.

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👤︎ u/Scorpionoxide

📅︎ Jun 15 2018

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I used to hear alot of tree puns

Most of them were all bark and no bite, even though they branched out to more deep rooted subjects. Some of the saps had to leave usually. Everyone was oakay in the end though, it left some of us feeling fruity. I was asked how the others were affected, but i told them i wooden know. I bought a wooden tv shortly after but everything was payperview.

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👤︎ u/lieghannsheriden

📅︎ Dec 05 2016

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I always wanted to be a tree surgeon

But I can't stand the sight of sap

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👤︎ u/8979323

📅︎ Dec 05 2016

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