I replied, “Yeah. That name rings a bell!”
A Catholic bra supports the masses, a Salvation Army bra lifts the fallen, a Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright, and a Baptist bra makes mountains out of molehills.
I think they're up to something.
It’s sniffacult work.
I said “oh yeah? Something about her ring a bell?”
At a second hand shop.
All I said was hurry up some of us have homes to go to...
To whoever started this sub and to the people maintaining it, THANK YOU!!
Seriously, this thread is my salvation on bad days.
Sometimes, it causes pain (some of the jokes are THAT bad), but it's good pain.
I said boy I can’t turn this down.
Does that make me an Organ Donor?
There are basically 3 types of bras for women that can be described in religious terms. There's the Catholic bra: it holds the masses. There's the Salvation Army bra: it uplifts the downtrodden. There's the Baptist bra: it makes mountains out of mole-hills.
The Salvation Navy
"You go to the mall - that's one. The second method is you drop off a load of donations at Salvation Army. Third: you're picked up by a backhoe and transported to a pool of radioactive material in the middle of the garbage dump and your jeans are magically transferred off of you as you disintegrate. And the fourth? By policemen carrying out a court order in a maximum security prison."
