Please practise safe aural sex.
You don't want hearing aids.
Me, to my wife: They said that the Covid vaccines are safe and has no side effects.
My wife: Who did?
Me: Yep.
The best safe word to use during sex is “meatloaf”
Because it means, “I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that”
Is it safe to assume this subreddits fav marvel character is The PUNisher
Is it safe to say the people employed near Big Ben in London are....
....working around the clock?
Upon seeing a gorgeous girl at the party, I knew I had to meet her. So I approached and told her about a special-purpose ship designed to move and navigate through frozen waters, and provide safe waterways for other boats and ships.
I've used it before and it works. It's the perfect icebreaker.
My friend knows just who he can trust in the seedy part of town to get him safe candy and sweets...
I just sold a house with ferns throughout and a safe in the attic
The buyers loved that it was fully fernished with a vaulted ceiling
Fly straight and stay safe, boys
How do you open the safe at the deli?
You use the Italian combo.
How is everyone staying safe during the pandemic at the north pole?
They use a lot of hand santatizer.
Is this safe to eat?
No, the safe stores valuable objects.
Mama, is this safe to eat?
No honey, it's for holding valuables.
Thermite be another way to crack this safe.
How do you keep people safe during the pandemic?
It’s probably not safe for me to be driving this car right now.
But hey, bad brakes have never stopped me before.
With a pandemic happening, I said to my nurse friend: "Stay safe!"
Their response: “You, too; stay negative!"
Wife: Remember to practice safe snacks and to use condiments
Me: Baby stop, you’re making me hungry
Keep safe during this pandemic and use an old padded bra to make yourself a comfortable mask. Just make sure you use the left cup...
Because if you use the right one you will look like a right tit.
Grocery store lettuce know we can leaf with safe food
How do you tell a priest to stay safe?
Tell him to exorcise caution
In college my nickname was safe cracker.
Not because I was good at cracking safes but because I was a non-threatening white guy.
My safe word is “banana”.
Afterward, I say, “Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?”.
Our cat came home from the vet allergy safe.
It was a it concerning that the zoo had such a low fence for the Bobcat exhibit. We knew we were safe when we realized it was distracted by the Deere next door.
It’s safe to say Pancake Tuesday has really...
Crêpe’d up on me this year
Chick-fil-A is the only safe restaurant right now
They wash their hands religiously
I have long shelf in my kitchen where i put the meat at the top. It’s safe to say...
I visited some blind friends who told they did not feel safe at home.
Is the pool safe for diving?
Where will you always be safe from the grim reaper?
Bank Robber: Where's the Safe?!
Teller:
Bank Robber: I SAID WHERE'S THE SAFE?
Teller:
Bank Robber: ANSWER ME!
Penn: He always does this
Everybody's safe word should be Meatloaf
Because I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that.
The best safe word a person can use is 'Meatloaf'….
Cos I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.
Is the pool safe for diving?
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