Fire Safety Puns

A list of puns related to "Fire Safety"

I just failed a fire safety course when they asked what steps I would take in case of an explosion...

Apparently, "extremely large ones" wasn’t an acceptable answer...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ May 19 2020
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The rock band of fire safety
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👤︎ u/AmethystMonkey
📅︎ Apr 01 2019
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Baking and Fire Safety can go hand-in-hand...

...stop, drop and roll

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👤︎ u/karmisson
📅︎ Aug 20 2019
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Fire safety PSA from r/hmmm
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👤︎ u/Bittlegeuss
📅︎ Aug 02 2018
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Got fired as an electrician over safety concerns

But I think their fears were ungrounded

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👤︎ u/invisible_being
📅︎ Jul 02 2020
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I failed a health and safety course yesterday. One of the questions was ‘in the event of a fire, what steps would you take?’

‘Large ones’ was apparently the wrong answer.

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👤︎ u/pheebsbrown
📅︎ Oct 19 2019
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I failed my fire safety course when I was asked what steps I would take in case there was an explosion.

“Really large ones” wasn’t an acceptable answer.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 03 2018
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