There was a fire at the yodeling school. Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner
Just said this one myself to my daughter.
At a restaurant when one of the employees opens the door of the fire exit.
My daughter: Dad, why did they open the fire exit?
Me: So the fire could get out.
My dad sitting at the table rolled his eyes.
Hungry games
I made meatballs for meatball subs for dinner. it didn't go so well. green is dad.
Me: "If these meatballs keep catching on fire I'm not going to make them any more"
> it's dinner by zero THE DINNER ON FIRE!!! (legit Cesar voice and everything)
Me: laughing and choking on soda
>what? what's the matter? Katniss got your tongue? exit stage right
