My roof caved in on me... and I no longer feel safe.
I think I have truss issues
Which dinosaur is safe to sit on?
Practice safe eating...
... always use a condiment
Auntie went up ladder into high part of house. High part of house not so strong. High part of house have dangerous things. I worry about Auntie. She up there long time. Later Auntie come down ladder, safe. Whole event was..
The best safe word to use during sex is “meatloaf”
Because it means, “I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that”
Me, to my wife: They said that the Covid vaccines are safe and has no side effects.
My wife: Who did?
Me: Yep.
Please practise safe aural sex.
You don't want hearing aids.
Is it safe to assume this subreddits fav marvel character is The PUNisher
Is it safe to say the people employed near Big Ben in London are....
....working around the clock?
Upon seeing a gorgeous girl at the party, I knew I had to meet her. So I approached and told her about a special-purpose ship designed to move and navigate through frozen waters, and provide safe waterways for other boats and ships.
I've used it before and it works. It's the perfect icebreaker.
My friend knows just who he can trust in the seedy part of town to get him safe candy and sweets...
Fly straight and stay safe, boys
I just sold a house with ferns throughout and a safe in the attic
The buyers loved that it was fully fernished with a vaulted ceiling
Thermite be another way to crack this safe.
How do you open the safe at the deli?
You use the Italian combo.
It’s probably not safe for me to be driving this car right now.
But hey, bad brakes have never stopped me before.
How is everyone staying safe during the pandemic at the north pole?
They use a lot of hand santatizer.
Is this safe to eat?
No, the safe stores valuable objects.
Mama, is this safe to eat?
No honey, it's for holding valuables.
How do you keep people safe during the pandemic?
With a pandemic happening, I said to my nurse friend: "Stay safe!"
Their response: “You, too; stay negative!"
Wife: Remember to practice safe snacks and to use condiments
Me: Baby stop, you’re making me hungry
Keep safe during this pandemic and use an old padded bra to make yourself a comfortable mask. Just make sure you use the left cup...
Because if you use the right one you will look like a right tit.
Grocery store lettuce know we can leaf with safe food
How do you tell a priest to stay safe?
Tell him to exorcise caution
It was a it concerning that the zoo had such a low fence for the Bobcat exhibit. We knew we were safe when we realized it was distracted by the Deere next door.
In college my nickname was safe cracker.
Not because I was good at cracking safes but because I was a non-threatening white guy.
My safe word is “banana”.
Afterward, I say, “Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?”.
Our cat came home from the vet allergy safe.
It’s safe to say Pancake Tuesday has really...
Crêpe’d up on me this year
Chick-fil-A is the only safe restaurant right now
They wash their hands religiously
I have long shelf in my kitchen where i put the meat at the top. It’s safe to say...
Everybody's safe word should be Meatloaf
Because I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that.
The best safe word a person can use is 'Meatloaf'….
Cos I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.
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