A list of puns related to "SR"
Father of 12 and inspiration for the books and films Cheaper by The Dozen, Frank Gilbreth reportedly had this exchange when pulling up to an intersection with his car load of kids:
person: hey buddy, what are you doing with all those kids, building an ark?
Frank: Just doing what the good lord told me. All I need now is a jackass! HOP IN!
...Lovely man, terrible cabinet maker.
It was an ether/oar situation.
He was going to fast
Because they live in misery (Ω Ψ΅Ψ±Ω)
Note for the non Arabic speakers:
Egypt = miSr (Ω Ψ΅Ψ±)
Egyptian = miSrii (Ω Ψ΅Ψ±Ω)
If it had four doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.
"Well, let me see. There's Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolf, and ... and... There are only 9 reindeer mentioned in the song."
"Nope. There's 10. You forgot 'Olive'."
"'Olive'? There's not a reindeer named 'Olive'."
"Yes there is. 'β« Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names...β«'
R's son was on the HS fencing team. Now at College. Me: Is B on the fencing team in college? R: No. He competed in only a couple of events his Sr. year in HS. G: So he didn't stick with it. Me: If you don't keep up you get rusty. R: He lost his edge... Me: I get the point
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