11 Hilarious Sriracha Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What is it called when you cut wood with a tool covered in sriracha?

Hot saws.

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👤︎ u/TheRealKingPotato

📅︎ Apr 14 2020

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Frank Sriracha (x-post from /r/funny)

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👤︎ u/MeatMeAfterClass

📅︎ Feb 07 2016

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Eating sriracha makes me think that people in spicy food cultures...

... have buttholes lined with ass-bestos

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👤︎ u/hypoppa

📅︎ Oct 19 2015

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Sriracha chips

Me: "Do you want some sriracha chips?" Him: "Whenever I say sriracha, I have to remember not to pronounce the 'k.'" Me: "There's no 'k' in sriracha." Him: "I know." and then proceeds to take the bag of chips

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👤︎ u/lekiksters

📅︎ Aug 28 2013

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I identify as a man, my birth certificate says I’m a man, everybody I know says I’m a man...

and yet according to Kraft Dinner, I’m a 4-person family

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👤︎ u/Jaxerfp

📅︎ Feb 28 2021

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Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?

. . . because it didn't habanero!

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👤︎ u/dudebrostien

📅︎ Sep 04 2020

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This is the sauce

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👤︎ u/VinceDC

📅︎ Oct 31 2019

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Who was the spiciest Knight at the round table?

Sriracha

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👤︎ u/TrvckFvmp

📅︎ May 18 2020

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What condiment was granted knighthood?

Sir Racha! (Sriracha).

As much as I don’t want to admit it, this is something I came up with (and I am a dad).

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👤︎ u/nielmot

📅︎ Nov 02 2017

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My buddy and his gf went grocery shopping after getting a thai massage

And they bought a bottle of sriracha sauce. My buddy saw the "made in thailand" thing on the bottle and said "I think the masseuse hypnotized me and made me buy a thai product". To which I replied with "I guess she gave you a subliminal massage".

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👤︎ u/ConfusedTapeworm

📅︎ Sep 06 2015

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Without missing a beat.

Television: "More news about the Sriracha lawsuit, live at 10."

Dad: "Wow, saucy."

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👤︎ u/headabovethewater

📅︎ Oct 29 2013

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