What is it called when you cut wood with a tool covered in sriracha?

Hot saws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealKingPotato
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Frank Sriracha (x-post from /r/funny)
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Eating sriracha makes me think that people in spicy food cultures...

... have buttholes lined with ass-bestos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hypoppa
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Sriracha chips

Me: "Do you want some sriracha chips?" Him: "Whenever I say sriracha, I have to remember not to pronounce the 'k.'" Me: "There's no 'k' in sriracha." Him: "I know." and then proceeds to take the bag of chips

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Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?

. . . because it didn't habanero!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudebrostien
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This is the sauce
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Who was the spiciest Knight at the round table?

Sriracha

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What condiment was granted knighthood?

Sir Racha! (Sriracha).

As much as I don’t want to admit it, this is something I came up with (and I am a dad).

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My buddy and his gf went grocery shopping after getting a thai massage

And they bought a bottle of sriracha sauce. My buddy saw the "made in thailand" thing on the bottle and said "I think the masseuse hypnotized me and made me buy a thai product". To which I replied with "I guess she gave you a subliminal massage".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConfusedTapeworm
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2015
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Without missing a beat.

Television: "More news about the Sriracha lawsuit, live at 10."

Dad: "Wow, saucy."

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