What is it called when you cut wood with a tool covered in sriracha?
Hot saws.
Eating sriracha makes me think that people in spicy food cultures...
... have buttholes lined with ass-bestos
Sriracha chips
Me: "Do you want some sriracha chips?" Him: "Whenever I say sriracha, I have to remember not to pronounce the 'k.'" Me: "There's no 'k' in sriracha." Him: "I know." and then proceeds to take the bag of chips
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?
. . . because it didn't habanero!
Who was the spiciest Knight at the round table?
Sriracha
What condiment was granted knighthood?
Sir Racha! (Sriracha).
As much as I don’t want to admit it, this is something I came up with (and I am a dad).
My buddy and his gf went grocery shopping after getting a thai massage
And they bought a bottle of sriracha sauce. My buddy saw the "made in thailand" thing on the bottle and said "I think the masseuse hypnotized me and made me buy a thai product". To which I replied with "I guess she gave you a subliminal massage".
Without missing a beat.
Television: "More news about the Sriracha lawsuit, live at 10."
Dad: "Wow, saucy."
