Spring Rolls Puns

Seasoning.

The trees are releaved.

Dad: "Given the time of year, you'd think they'd be fall rolls."

...

Re-leaved

So, my wife was telling about how disappointed she was at our kindergartener's "Spring Fling" party this year. She described this one "activity" Where the kids throw a roll of toilet paper and try to ring a toilet.

I remarked "Wow.. that -is- pretty shitty!" And she scolded me for using foul language. "Yea.. sorry for the potty mouth... I'll water it down next time.."

A spring roll

This happened a couple months ago, over the summer.

My family was sitting together for dinner, and part of our meal consisted of spring rolls. My little cousin was taking too long to eat, pushing food around her plate, so my dad turns to her and says "you better finish those spring rolls before fall comes."

And then he looked around at everyone with a huge grin to see who was laughing. Oh dad, gotta love you.

My dad actually just said this to a waitress:

"The chicken spring rolls.. Can you get them at any time of the year or can you only get them in the spring?"

So we're sitting in a Chinese restaurant and we ordered spring rolls. When they arrived they were really REALLY big. My dad pipes up and says "Wow, looks like they have winter in them as well."

"That was terrible, dad."

"Oh come on, there was nothing Wong with that."

Two for one.

Now I have spring rolls.

Now I have spring rolls.

Spring rolls.