My winter fat is gone. Now I have spring rolls.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/corn_n_potatoes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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What's the difference between a Spring Roll and a Summer Roll?

Seasoning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2016
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When spring time rolls around....

The trees are releaved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2017
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Walking home from a football game, there's someone selling spring rolls at the side of the road...

Dad: "Given the time of year, you'd think they'd be fall rolls."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Longroof
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2014
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How did the trees feel when spring rolled around?

Re-leaved

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thegoods63
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2017
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Got my wife with a few in a row while my daughter was at her dance class..

So, my wife was telling about how disappointed she was at our kindergartener's "Spring Fling" party this year. She described this one "activity" Where the kids throw a roll of toilet paper and try to ring a toilet.

I remarked "Wow.. that -is- pretty shitty!" And she scolded me for using foul language. "Yea.. sorry for the potty mouth... I'll water it down next time.."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2014
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What do you call a Springer Spaniel with no legs?

A spring roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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Probably the lamest joke my dad's ever made, but I could not stop laughing..

This happened a couple months ago, over the summer.

My family was sitting together for dinner, and part of our meal consisted of spring rolls. My little cousin was taking too long to eat, pushing food around her plate, so my dad turns to her and says "you better finish those spring rolls before fall comes."

And then he looked around at everyone with a huge grin to see who was laughing. Oh dad, gotta love you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nelam
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2013
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My dad at a restaurant

My dad actually just said this to a waitress:

"The chicken spring rolls.. Can you get them at any time of the year or can you only get them in the spring?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jvan747
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2014
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Chinese restaurant dad-joke.

So we're sitting in a Chinese restaurant and we ordered spring rolls. When they arrived they were really REALLY big. My dad pipes up and says "Wow, looks like they have winter in them as well."

"That was terrible, dad."

"Oh come on, there was nothing Wong with that."

Two for one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryebobby
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2014
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Finally my winter fat is gone

Now I have spring rolls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohsureyoudo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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Finally my winter fat is gone...

Now I have spring rolls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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How does spring move around?

Spring rolls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waltz_waffles
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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