4 Hilarious Counsellor Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My grief counsellor died the other day..

He was so good at his job, I didn’t give a shit.

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👤︎ u/jo3p-

📅︎ Dec 17 2020

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My career counsellor keeps encouraging me to drop out.

Thanks to her, I’m graduating from Sky diving school.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Oct 16 2020

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Couples Counsellor: So, what brings you here today?

My wife: I can’t stand it any more. He’s too literal.

Me: My truck.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Dec 27 2019

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My wife and I went to see a marriage counsellor. "Have you guys been having sex?" she asked.

"Yes," we replied.

"Tell me about the frequency," the marriage counsellor probed.

"Well, he's a little bit too high-pitched for my liking," replied my wife.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ Apr 07 2019

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