A list of puns related to "Counselor"
I look at my wife frustratingly and shout "You never even told me you sold flowers!?"
The camp goers are pretty intense.
The husband looked at his wife and said, "divorce is strong with this one."
Clearly did a good job, because I didn't care
Because I open so many doors for them
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
He was a consummate professional
I nodded and said, "You know what I mean, Vern?"
My wife didn't get it, but the counselor and I couldn't stop laughing.
Our appointment was at 3, but she was running late. We had waited almost a half hour when she greeted us.
She said "I'm sorry, something unexpected came up."
To which I replied "Was it a pregnancy?"
I knocked on the door and his wife answered. She told me that Mick was in the barn so I went around back to find him.
I opened the door to the barn and to my complete horror, Mick was pole dancing in a leotard on a combine harvestor
Me: What the hell are you doing??
Mick: Well, you know how my wife and I have been having marriage problems. We went to go see a counselor and he said to put some spice back in the relationship i had to do something sexy to a tractor.
He explained that he went to a marriage counselor because mom didn't want to be intimate anymore. The counselor told him he should do something sexy to attract her.
The Korea Counselor
Accounts Payable Administrator_______________Imelda Czechs
Accounts Payable Clerk, Moscow Office__________Dasha Chekhov
Air-Quality Monitor _________________________Carmine Dioxide
Caffeine Addiction Counselor__________________Bruno Moore
Chief Legal Counsel_________________________ Hugh Louis Dewey of Dewey, Cheetham & Howe
Cliche Monitor_____________________________Saul Wellingood
Clothing Designer__________________________Hugh Jass
Credit Counselor___________________________Max Stout
Director of Purchasing_______________________Lois Bidder
Director of Pavlovian Research________________Isabelle Ringing
Divorce Attorney___________________________Carmine Nottyors
Dog Trainer_______________________________Don Chase Katz
Ebay Specialist____________________________Selma Junkoff
Head of Security___________________________Barb Dwyer
Global Economics Forecaster_________________Helena Handbasket
Marine Biologist___________________________Frieda Wales
Father-in-Law Liaison_______________________Royal Payne Diaz
Mother-in-Law Liaison______________________Stella Payne Diaz
Official Spokesperson_______________________Howie Vasive
Restroom Attendants_______________________Trudy Door & Donna Hall
Russian Chauffeur__________________________Picov Andropov
Scout Leader______________________________Lawson D. Woods
Shop Foreman_____________________________Luke Bizzy
Staff Intuitionist____________________________Ivan Inkling
Used Car Salesman_________________________Alexis Itznot
Full list can be found here: http://www.cartalk.com/content/staff-credits
Counselor: "Juan Hernandez?"
Friend: "Two Hernandez..."
My guidance counselor said I was an expert in my field, so I became a farmer.
I didnt know she sold flowers
That guy was good.
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