Bill and Melinda Gates got divorced. Melinda got the house...
But Bill kept the Windows
How does Bill Gates count to ten?
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, ME, XP, Vista, 7, 8,10.
Bill Gates meets Arnold Schwarzenneger at a party and asks him if he's upgraded to Windows 10 yet? Big Arnie replies.......
"Ah still love Vista Baby....."
I heard Bill and Melinda Gates are getting divorced.
Apparently he refused to ever empty the recycle bin.
I was going to make a joke about Bill Gates Divorce but I decided not to..
Why did Bill and Melinda Gates divorce?
They argued about who will clean windows.
Bill Gates: Hey Melinda, can I keep the MS Office as part of the divorce settlement?
Melinda Gates: Bill, ...you have my Word.
I know Bill Gates is going through a tough time right now.
I just hope he will accept my cookies.
I was a little shocked to find out that Bill and Melinda Gates are divorcing.
They seemed so happy..on the Surface.
Bill Gates and his wife are separating
Guess his dick was micro-soft
Can we start gossiping about Bill and Melinda Gates now?
Why can't bill gates get married?
Because he was micro-soft
I heard Bill Gates is really unsure if he'll ever find love again. But as the old saying goes...
there’s plenty more Phish in the (C:)
Did you hear that Bill and Melinda Gates are getting divorced?
He threw her out the Windows. He Excels at that. He wants a Word with his lawyer. He's PowerPointing her to the door. I guess they just weren't on each other's Teams.
Is bill gate a bill-ionaire?
BR EAK ING NE WS....'Bill Gates has agreed to pay for the finishing of Trumps Wall."
(on the condition he gets to install Windows in it)
I saw Bill Gates at the airport today
So if you get knighted by Bill Gates
Does that make you an edge lord?
I wonder how Bill Gates gets Windows. Does he get it free? Or does Microsoft Bill Gates?
Ughh..shut up and bill my purchase...
We should all thank Bill Gates during Covid-19...
Imagine how boring quarantine would be if he hadn't invented Windows.
I dont understand why so many people are mad at Bill Gates
he basically invented PC.
My friend was too sick to pay his water bill.
I told him to get well soon.
I forgot to pay my water bill again so the city sent me a card.
What do you call a wreath made of $100 bills?
Bill Gates is clapping slowly.
I hate having bills to pay .....
I know he gets embarrassed about being bald and it sort of creeps me out
Wow, I lived during the time Bill Gates was alive
I can't wait to tell that to people a thousand years from now!
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, ‘Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?’
To which I replied, ‘If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?’
He smiled knowingly and nodded, ‘That’s why we ask.’
Asked my contractor why he didn’t bill me for my new roof
He said “Don’t worry about it, it’s on the house!”
Changing a dollar bill to quarters by cutting it into four pieces
Why is St. James Gate so cold?
Because it's a bit draughty.
(Courtesy of my dad. Today. Because of my t shirt.)
Five years back I couldn’t pay my electricity bill, those were the dark days of my life
My friend just can't afford to pay his huge water bill...
I've just sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
Without Bill,
Melinda will be just an ionaire.
Here goes nothing….
Why does a duck have tail feathers….
To cover its butt quack
I just got a job doing payroll for the Gates and Clinton Foundations.
It's nothing special, but it pays the Bills.
Who called it toll booths instead of bill gates?
Bill and Malinda Gates recently got divorced
He gave her the house but kept all the windows
Bill Gates has agreed to pay for Donald Trump’s wall....
On the condition he gets to install windows🇺🇸
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