I stopped by a roadside farm where I saw a sign that said โ€œDUCK, EGGSโ€.

I was contemplating the position of the comma when it hit me.

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Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...

Once upon a time there was this lobster...

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I saw a sign at a roadside stand that read, ''Lobster Tails ยฃ1.5" so I stopped the car, walked over and handed my money to the proprietor. He looked me in the eyes, took a deep breath and said...

"Once upon a time there was this lobster..."

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I saw a woman squatting behind her car on the roadside the other day, and I thought to myself...

Thatโ€™s a funny place to lift weights.

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I had to call for roadside assistance because my car wouldn't stop crying...

It had a nervous breakdown.

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Bought some corn from a roadside pirate.

(It was a buccaneer.)

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Roadside Attraction

I laughed my ass off at this roadside protester. He camped out all night hoping to prevent the completion of certain roadways. Well, yesterday, the dumbass died of a heart attack. His doctor warned him weeks ago, but the stupid guy didn't want a bypass.

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A roadside motel, couldn't get a gauge on it.

I just couldn't get a vibe for the place. On top of that, the lighting in the library area was terrible.

Hard to read inn.

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Roadside dadjoke

A while ago I was in the car with my family and we were stopped at a red light. On the corner was a person in a big crow mascot suit and he was waving a sign for the payday loan place behind him. Just as we look over at the crow again, a cop car pulls into the parking lot and two cops get out and walk over to him.

Dad: "Huh, I wonder what that's about." Me: "I heard it was an attempted murder."

Everyone else in the car groaned but my dad and I had a hearty chuckle.

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Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...

Once upon a time there was this lobster...

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Stopped at this roadside stand that said lobster tails ยฃ2 So i paid my ยฃ2 and he said...

"Once upon a time there was this lobster.."

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