Roadside Sign Puns

A list of puns related to "Roadside Sign"

I stopped by a roadside farm where I saw a sign that said “DUCK, EGGS”.

I was contemplating the position of the comma when it hit me.

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👤︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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I saw a sign at a roadside stand that read, ''Lobster Tails £1.5" so I stopped the car, walked over and handed my money to the proprietor. He looked me in the eyes, took a deep breath and said...

"Once upon a time there was this lobster..."

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Sep 09 2019
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