A cheese factory had exploded in France
There was nothing left but de Brie.
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︎ May 07 2021
What did the dyslexic investigator say when he saw the remains of our water hole exploded by Dynamite?
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︎ Jun 03 2021
Did you hear about the peanut butter factory that exploded?
The Reeseβs was in pieces.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
News flash: A sewage truck exploded on the highway.
Many nearby were left with turd debris burns.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
1986, The Chernobyl reactor exploded, releasing a bright, radioactive beam into the sky. People in towns away stared at it in awe.
They must've thought that it was pretty rad
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︎ Jan 15 2021
I was holding a bottle of laundry detergent when all of a sudden it exploded, completely drenching my hands.
Oh well. I guess my hands are Tide.
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︎ Oct 18 2019
A pie factory has exploded injuring 4 members of staff
The blast was heard 3.146 miles away!
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︎ Mar 20 2020
Recently, monkeys escaped from an animal testing lab and broke into the adjacent chemistry lab. Some ingested potassium metal and exploded.
There were Rhesus pieces everywhere.
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︎ Nov 04 2019
Someone cut a periodic table in half and the while neighborhood exploded
Shouldnβt have been splitting atoms
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︎ Oct 17 2019
My wife just told me that a pizza restaurant in Florida exploded...
I said, "The owner probably had insurance and kneaded the dough."
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︎ Jul 06 2019
I recently found out that dinosaurs had parasites that exploded when they die
They were called dino mites.
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︎ Feb 22 2019
I heard the pope's toilet exploded the other day
Edit: Holy shit, this blew up
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︎ Jan 20 2019
Today I learned that one time a cow exploded a barn by farting
It mustβve been udder madness
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︎ Jan 17 2019
The cheese shop exploded the other day in Paris...
I know cuz all I saw was da-brie
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︎ Mar 15 2019
My partner said she saw a baby so cute her ovaries exploded. Baby wasn't even that cute. Talk about an ovary-action.
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︎ Feb 19 2018
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
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︎ May 23 2021
A cheese factory exploded in France.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
A cheese factory in France exploded
There is de Brie everywhere
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︎ Feb 20 2021
A cheese factory exploded in France
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︎ Dec 03 2020
Cheese shop exploded...
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
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︎ Nov 18 2020
The cheese shop next door exploded this morning.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
A cheese factory exploded in France.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
A cheese factory exploded in France
There was De Brie everywhere
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
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︎ Sep 01 2020
Cheese shop exploded...
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
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︎ Nov 12 2019
Did you hear about the cheese factory in France that exploded ?
There was nothing left but de brie
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︎ Apr 30 2020
What was left after the French cheese factory exploded?
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︎ Mar 10 2019
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
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︎ Nov 14 2019
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
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︎ Nov 15 2019
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
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︎ Nov 06 2019
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie
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︎ Sep 02 2016
Did you all hear recently that a major cheese factory exploded in France?
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︎ Sep 20 2019
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de brie
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︎ Apr 15 2017
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
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︎ Jun 14 2019
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
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︎ Jul 11 2019
Did you hear about the cheese factory in France that exploded?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
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︎ Sep 03 2018
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
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︎ May 25 2019
The local Cheesecake Factory exploded recently...
All that was left was the De Brie.
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︎ Nov 28 2018
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
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︎ Aug 02 2019
Did you hear about the Cheese Factory in France that exploded?
There's nothing left but de Brie
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︎ Oct 31 2018
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France the other day?
There was nothing left but de brie!
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︎ Aug 19 2019
A cheese factory exploded in France earlier today.
Authorities found nothing but de Brie.
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︎ Jul 10 2019
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie...
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︎ Oct 31 2018
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie
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︎ Feb 09 2018
Did you hear about the cheese cake factory that exploded in France?
There is nothing left but de Brie
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︎ May 28 2019
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
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