Why has the price of balloons risen so much?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MLaBolle
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Of course He is risen

Helium ~is~ lighter than air

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If anyone on Facebook posts β€œHe has risen”

Remind them to use the [spoiler] tag. Some of us haven’t read the book.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justainsel
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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On this great day yeast is risen.
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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He is risen.

Ever Easter when my dad would first see me in the morning. Every. Fucking. Easter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jrf1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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It should be called Yeaster.

He is risen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aakaakaak
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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I have a horrific fear of elevators

I’ve started taking steps to avoid them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tubergod1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Why isn't Jesus kosher for Passover?

Because he's risen.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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After a long day, it was nice to hear someone compliment my homemade bread.

I kneaded that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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What a courteous loaf of bread!

Thanks, it's been well risen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZMech
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Happy Yeaster Everyone!

Bread has risen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Velociripper
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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Today would be a good day to make investments

Historically, on this day, prophets have risen!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2015
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Baking on Easter Sunday

Crust is risen! Hallelujah!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2015
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Easter Sunday with my Jewish father.

Relevant info: my mom is Christian, my dad is Jewish.

My dad loves to silently craft his dad jokes until the morning of any Christian holiday. He did not disappoint today.

Dad: I've been really popular on Facebook this morning. Me: Oh yeah? Dad: All of my friends have been commenting on my sleep patterns. [longish pause while he gets this gleeful-boyish look because of the confusion he can see on my face) Dad: They keep posting about how "He has risen!"

He's saying this to every member of our family, one-by-one, as we wake up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tryph0sa
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2014
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Easter came early

Today i made myself a pizza. When it was done, looking all puffed up and cheesy, i took it out of the oven, held it above my head, and shouted, "The Crust Has Risen!"

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2017
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Got my FIL on Easter

I was slightly speeding through a speed trap, yesterday. My FIL said, "Careful, you don't want a speeding ticket on Easter Sunday..."

I responded, "I know... Fee has risen."

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2016
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Like a well oiled machine.

My dad cranks out jokes left and right during each dinner we have together.

Today though, got more groans than usual.

My mom has been suffering some back pain this week, and today was especially bad. The kitchen lights were giving her a headache to boot. She asked "it's to bright in here..."trying to ask if someone would turn of the lights. She didn't stand a chance, before even finishing her sentence my dad had already risen with his plate and fork in hand and exclaimed "I'll just eat in the other room then".

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2013
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It shouldn't be, it's chili

Sat down with my kids to share wonderful lunch my wife prepared for this cold day. Took a bite and spit it out, "what is this!? It's cold!"

I think I've risen to so immortality in the eyes of my children.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seobrien
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2015
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Dad woke me up this morning with this text

"Jesus has risen, and so should you."

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2014
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