Rhombus Puns

A list of puns related to "Rhombus"

Why was the math teacher late to work?

She took the rhombus.

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👤︎ u/babydluv21
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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The only thing Flat Earthers fear...

...Is sphere itself.

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👤︎ u/IroquoisPichael
📅︎ Nov 06 2018
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What’s a math teacher’s favorite bus

A rhombus

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👤︎ u/TheUber6
📅︎ Apr 30 2019
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Why was I late for math class ?

Cuz I took the rhombus.

(Not my joke - it's pretty old actually)

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👤︎ u/aman3014
📅︎ Aug 11 2019
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That’s a funny looking coach dad

It’s called a rhombus son.

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👤︎ u/Mr-E-Droflah
📅︎ Mar 02 2019
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Why was the math teacher late to work?

Because she got on the rhombus.

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👤︎ u/babydluv21
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus

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👤︎ u/Joe_Ferro_890823
📅︎ Jul 12 2018
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Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus!

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👤︎ u/g0dfarter
📅︎ Sep 16 2017
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