My Doctor wrote a recommendation for dailysex

But my wife insists that he wrote Dyslexia

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If you ask your bartender for a recommendation...

...does that make them your Spirit Guide?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaleoGamer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Any recommendations on a bug spray?

Send me the DEETs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riz_lemon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.

I handed her the dictionary.

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I proposed in a brewery at the jeweler’s recommendation.

She said you can’t go wrong with DeBeers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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My dad's pick-up line recommendation

So I'm having lunch with the family, and a girl walks in with a Google t shirt.

My dad leans in to me and whispers, "You should go ask that girl if she's 'searching' for you..."

Edit: told my dad about the turnout of this post during dinner and he told me he'd turn my Moto X phone into a Moto Ex phone if I kept using it during family meals. Looks like the fun never ends...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chunkymonkeyman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2014
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What did the dad say when his son disregarded his recommendation on formal wear?

Alright, suit yourself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alydm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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New book recommendations from Dad!

Brown Spots on the Wall by Woo Flung Poo

Yellow River by I. P. Nightly

Under The Bleachers by Seymour Bawtz

40 Yards to the Outhouse written by Will E. Mayket, illustrated by Betty Whont

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icebemily
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2013
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I asked my dad for a book recommendation...

Dad: "Rusty Bed Springs, by I.P. Knightly"

.... Thanks dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHomeSkool3r
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2016
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Dad asked for bar recommendations

My dad is visiting the city I live next week and asked me for some recommendations. I said there is one bar that I really like that is very dimly lit and has stone walls, so I recommended it but said in a lack of being able to think of a better adjective, that it was kinda "cellar-y". He said thanks, but he prefers his bar experiences to be more carroty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheese_incarnate
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2014
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So I ask for something easy at a restaurant, and the server recommends β€œwell the chicken strips for 6$”

β€œMaybe it will but it doesn’t help with my hunger”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmemrjackass
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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Suddenly YouTube is recommending me nothing but climate change videos

Praise the YouTube Al-Gore-Rythym

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazloDaLlama
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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Can someone recommend a better way of de-icing my windshield?

I used a discount card but I only got 20% off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pcwehner
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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As a circumcised man, I would highly recommend to not circumcise your son.

I was circumcised just after I was born, and I couldn’t walk for about a year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tutmencrut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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The LEGO shop reopens tomorrow but I recommend avoiding it for the time being,

People will be lined up for blocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tobias_drundridge
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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My doctor recommended exercise to slim down as well as some orange juice for vitamins

It’s the weight and c approach I guess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seatheous
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Can someone recommend a good dermatologist?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theswarthyknight
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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My dentist is recommending I have my canines shaved down

But I just don't see the point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Padre_Pizzicato
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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My financial advisor wants me to do the whole investor thing.

I bought the vest, any recommendations on a good tour I can take? So I can do my In Vest Tour

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stampeed13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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When visiting France, one has to go to the structure that allows sufficient observation to discover more than enough to be satisfied.

Oui, a visit to the Eyeful Tower is always recommended when vacationing in France.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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Grow your own
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Wood recommend
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dwihgt
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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My YouTube keeps recommending videos of politicians dancing

Must be the Al gore rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akjohnston87
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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Doctor to the patient:

- Can you hear better with the hearing aid that I recommended?

- Yes, I can. Thank you very much, doctor. I've already re-written my Will 3 times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FullMoon-Horror
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Businesses are starting to open up. In fact, the LEGO store is open now, but I recommend staying away for a while.

People will be lined up for blocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dasbett311
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Don't recommend you to watch this video. It barely helped me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/peDr0bt0309
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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I was going to recommend these chips but they taste like ass.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/avataraustin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer...

Don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_rafikki
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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What time do dentists recommend as the best time to schedule an appointment?

2:30

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HiddenPictures
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Wife: I’m trying to cut a piece of wood, but it won’t stay in place.

Husband: I recommend that you use this clamp with my company’s logo on it.

Wife: I don’t need your advise!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ugueth
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Sound is recommended v.redd.it/8x7ca4g747c41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dries125
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Q: what kind of humor is the CDC recommending during the Coronavirus outbreak?

A: inside jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaron_in_sf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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I didn't realize my phone came with noface detection
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Llamalords101
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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My son’s back is developing a hunch from sitting too much in front of the pc, so our doctor recommended that he wear an othopedic corset.

I call it the heir straightener.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ampdrool
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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DROP YOUR BEST PUNS FOR HISTORY DRINKING GAME

I'm creating a drinking game where every important event equals to drinking, but I am nowhere close to NAMING my drinking game. A friend of mine recommended this subreddit, saying that people drop some really punny puns here. Give your ideas for a title, I think up to 6 words would be okay.

Let's see what you can do!

What you need to know about the game:

  • You can create your timeline based on packages (ages, countries, continents, etc).
  • Every important event has a normal action and drinking action.
  • You never know in which year you are located but get an estimate year. You can either guess the year (or date) and get a free pass or you have to execute the action or drinking action. When you guess wrong, you'll have to double it.

That's basically it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tyounr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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If you have a threesome

You have the recommended six feet between you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brainsonastick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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This is why I wood recommend Twitter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JGesick
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.

I told him they were the letters of recommendation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargedMedal
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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My wife recommended I do some light reading to relax at the end of the day...

Not really relaxing as my eyes are in pain, but I managed to make out "60 Watts - Made in China".

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I recommend you try cooking mushrooms, they're really hard to mess up

There isn't mushroom for error

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColonelWepler
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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I stopped drinking Coke

Dr. Pepper highly recommended that i should stop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Looking to learn a bit more about the foods we traditionally eat on Thanksgiving...

Can anyone recommend a good bog about cranberries?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SufficientVariety
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What type of pants should you wear ghost hunting?

I recommend a pair a normal jeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buttlerubbies2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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My doctor recommended I sleep on a stack of old magazines.

I have back issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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Oof
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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Have you ever tried eating an alarm clock?

I wouldn't recommend it, it's very time consuming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derpyfish5678
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Customer: I have a question about the menu please.

Server: slaps customer THE MEN I PLEASE ARE NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HIGHxCLASSxHOBO
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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My wife recommended I do some light reading to relax at the end of the day.

Not really relaxing as my eyes are in pain, but I managed to make out β€œ60 Watts - Made in China”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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