But my wife insists that he wrote Dyslexia
...does that make them your Spirit Guide?
Send me the DEETs
I handed her the dictionary.
She said you can’t go wrong with DeBeers.
So I'm having lunch with the family, and a girl walks in with a Google t shirt.
My dad leans in to me and whispers, "You should go ask that girl if she's 'searching' for you..."
Edit: told my dad about the turnout of this post during dinner and he told me he'd turn my Moto X phone into a Moto Ex phone if I kept using it during family meals. Looks like the fun never ends...
Alright, suit yourself.
Brown Spots on the Wall by Woo Flung Poo
Yellow River by I. P. Nightly
Under The Bleachers by Seymour Bawtz
40 Yards to the Outhouse written by Will E. Mayket, illustrated by Betty Whont
Dad: "Rusty Bed Springs, by I.P. Knightly"
.... Thanks dad.
My dad is visiting the city I live next week and asked me for some recommendations. I said there is one bar that I really like that is very dimly lit and has stone walls, so I recommended it but said in a lack of being able to think of a better adjective, that it was kinda "cellar-y". He said thanks, but he prefers his bar experiences to be more carroty.
“Maybe it will but it doesn’t help with my hunger”
Praise the YouTube Al-Gore-Rythym
I used a discount card but I only got 20% off.
I was circumcised just after I was born, and I couldn’t walk for about a year.
People will be lined up for blocks.
It’s the weight and c approach I guess
But I just don't see the point
I bought the vest, any recommendations on a good tour I can take? So I can do my In Vest Tour
Oui, a visit to the Eyeful Tower is always recommended when vacationing in France.
Must be the Al gore rhythm.
- Can you hear better with the hearing aid that I recommended?
- Yes, I can. Thank you very much, doctor. I've already re-written my Will 3 times.
People will be lined up for blocks.
Don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day
2:30
Husband: I recommend that you use this clamp with my company’s logo on it.
Wife: I don’t need your advise!
A: inside jokes.
I call it the heir straightener.
I'm creating a drinking game where every important event equals to drinking, but I am nowhere close to NAMING my drinking game. A friend of mine recommended this subreddit, saying that people drop some really punny puns here. Give your ideas for a title, I think up to 6 words would be okay.
Let's see what you can do!
What you need to know about the game:
- You can create your timeline based on packages (ages, countries, continents, etc).
- Every important event has a normal action and drinking action.
- You never know in which year you are located but get an estimate year. You can either guess the year (or date) and get a free pass or you have to execute the action or drinking action. When you guess wrong, you'll have to double it.
That's basically it.
You have the recommended six feet between you.
I told him they were the letters of recommendation.
Not really relaxing as my eyes are in pain, but I managed to make out "60 Watts - Made in China".
There isn't mushroom for error
Dr. Pepper highly recommended that i should stop
Can anyone recommend a good bog about cranberries?
I recommend a pair a normal jeans.
I have back issues.
I wouldn't recommend it, it's very time consuming.
Server: slaps customer THE MEN I PLEASE ARE NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
Not really relaxing as my eyes are in pain, but I managed to make out “60 Watts - Made in China”.
