Suddenly YouTube is recommending me nothing but climate change videos
Praise the YouTube Al-Gore-Rythym
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My dentist is recommending I have my canines shaved down
But I just don't see the point
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︎ Jul 18 2020
My YouTube keeps recommending videos of politicians dancing
Must be the Al gore rhythm.
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︎ Jun 01 2020
Q: what kind of humor is the CDC recommending during the Coronavirus outbreak?
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︎ Mar 12 2020
Everyone keeps recommending IPAs to me...
But I just can't seem to hop on board with them.
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︎ Sep 07 2016
Dr. Is recommending I get part of my colon removed...
I am just worried about becoming a semi colon
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︎ Dec 14 2018
This flu season, doctors are recommending you wipe your throat down with tissues.
Apparently they're synonymous with clean necks
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︎ Jan 19 2017
One out of ten dentists recommends...
... that you brush your teeth with straight, undiluted corn syrup.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
So I ask for something easy at a restaurant, and the server recommends βwell the chicken strips for 6$β
βMaybe it will but it doesnβt help with my hungerβ
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︎ Mar 19 2021
My Doctor wrote a recommendation for dailysex
But my wife insists that he wrote Dyslexia
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︎ Mar 25 2021
Can someone recommend a better way of de-icing my windshield?
I used a discount card but I only got 20% off.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
As a circumcised man, I would highly recommend to not circumcise your son.
I was circumcised just after I was born, and I couldnβt walk for about a year.
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︎ Jul 27 2020
If you ask your bartender for a recommendation...
...does that make them your Spirit Guide?
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︎ Nov 06 2020
The LEGO shop reopens tomorrow but I recommend avoiding it for the time being,
People will be lined up for blocks.
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︎ May 31 2020
My doctor recommended exercise to slim down as well as some orange juice for vitamins
Itβs the weight and c approach I guess
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︎ May 21 2020
My wife: I just got this new pair of glasses. How do I look?
Me: As always, I recommend using your eyes.
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︎ Apr 18 2021
Can someone recommend a good dermatologist?
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︎ May 28 2020
What do you call a friend who will even go for a walk with you in the rain to listen to your worries?
A rainbro
(Recommended soundtrack for this joke: Bob Marley: Sun is shining. Youβll see why)
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︎ Apr 13 2021
Grow your own
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︎ Aug 24 2020
Wood recommend
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︎ May 07 2020
When visiting France, one has to go to the structure that allows sufficient observation to discover more than enough to be satisfied.
Oui, a visit to the Eyeful Tower is always recommended when vacationing in France.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
My financial advisor wants me to do the whole investor thing.
I bought the vest, any recommendations on a good tour I can take? So I can do my In Vest Tour
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Doctor to the patient:
- Can you hear better with the hearing aid that I recommended?
- Yes, I can. Thank you very much, doctor. I've already re-written my Will 3 times.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Businesses are starting to open up. In fact, the LEGO store is open now, but I recommend staying away for a while.
People will be lined up for blocks.
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︎ Jun 08 2020
Don't recommend you to watch this video. It barely helped me.
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︎ Nov 02 2019
I was going to recommend these chips but they taste like ass.
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︎ Nov 19 2019
What time do dentists recommend as the best time to schedule an appointment?
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︎ May 05 2020
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer...
Donβt know what he laced them with, but Iβve been tripping all day
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︎ Jan 21 2020
Any recommendations on a bug spray?
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︎ Jan 31 2020
Wife: Iβm trying to cut a piece of wood, but it wonβt stay in place.
Husband: I recommend that you use this clamp with my companyβs logo on it.
Wife: I donβt need your advise!
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︎ Jan 11 2021
I didn't realize my phone came with noface detection
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︎ Aug 19 2020
My sonβs back is developing a hunch from sitting too much in front of the pc, so our doctor recommended that he wear an othopedic corset.
I call it the heir straightener.
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︎ Feb 11 2020
My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.
I handed her the dictionary.
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︎ Jan 16 2019
If you have a threesome
You have the recommended six feet between you.
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︎ Mar 26 2020
DROP YOUR BEST PUNS FOR HISTORY DRINKING GAME
I'm creating a drinking game where every important event equals to drinking, but I am nowhere close to NAMING my drinking game. A friend of mine recommended this subreddit, saying that people drop some really punny puns here. Give your ideas for a title, I think up to 6 words would be okay.
Let's see what you can do!
What you need to know about the game:
- You can create your timeline based on packages (ages, countries, continents, etc).
- Every important event has a normal action and drinking action.
- You never know in which year you are located but get an estimate year. You can either guess the year (or date) and get a free pass or you have to execute the action or drinking action. When you guess wrong, you'll have to double it.
That's basically it.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
This is why I wood recommend Twitter
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︎ Sep 22 2018
My wife recommended I do some light reading to relax at the end of the day...
Not really relaxing as my eyes are in pain, but I managed to make out "60 Watts - Made in China".
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︎ Sep 17 2016
I recommend you try cooking mushrooms, they're really hard to mess up
There isn't mushroom for error
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︎ Aug 04 2019
I proposed in a brewery at the jewelerβs recommendation.
She said you canβt go wrong with DeBeers.
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︎ Nov 06 2019
My dad's pick-up line recommendation
So I'm having lunch with the family, and a girl walks in with a Google t shirt.
My dad leans in to me and whispers, "You should go ask that girl if she's 'searching' for you..."
Edit: told my dad about the turnout of this post during dinner and he told me he'd turn my Moto X phone into a Moto Ex phone if I kept using it during family meals. Looks like the fun never ends...
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My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.
I told him they were the letters of recommendation.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
I stopped drinking Coke
Dr. Pepper highly recommended that i should stop
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︎ Sep 26 2020
My doctor recommended I sleep on a stack of old magazines.
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︎ Apr 15 2018
Looking to learn a bit more about the foods we traditionally eat on Thanksgiving...
Can anyone recommend a good bog about cranberries?
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