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As a circumcised man, I would highly recommend to not circumcise your son.

I was circumcised just after I was born, and I couldn’t walk for about a year.

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👤︎ u/tutmencrut

📅︎ Jul 27 2020

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The LEGO shop reopens tomorrow but I recommend avoiding it for the time being,

People will be lined up for blocks.

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👤︎ u/tobias_drundridge

📅︎ May 31 2020

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Can someone recommend a good dermatologist?

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👤︎ u/theswarthyknight

📅︎ May 28 2020

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Wood recommend

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👤︎ u/Dwihgt

📅︎ May 07 2020

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Businesses are starting to open up. In fact, the LEGO store is open now, but I recommend staying away for a while.

People will be lined up for blocks.

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👤︎ u/dasbett311

📅︎ Jun 08 2020

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What time do dentists recommend as the best time to schedule an appointment?

2:30

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👤︎ u/HiddenPictures

📅︎ May 05 2020

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Don't recommend you to watch this video. It barely helped me.

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👤︎ u/peDr0bt0309

📅︎ Nov 02 2019

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I was going to recommend these chips but they taste like ass.

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👤︎ u/avataraustin

📅︎ Nov 19 2019

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This is why I wood recommend Twitter

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👤︎ u/JGesick

📅︎ Sep 22 2018

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I recommend you try cooking mushrooms, they're really hard to mess up

There isn't mushroom for error

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👤︎ u/ColonelWepler

📅︎ Aug 04 2019

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I don't recommend working for Dyson Vacuums.

They really suck.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose

📅︎ May 15 2019

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I recommend that you all use herb concentrates from now on.

Thyme is of the essence after all.

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👤︎ u/Drondol

📅︎ Feb 19 2019

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Can anyone recommend a builder?

I’ve been looking to get some masonry work done on a garden boundary outside my house, but the last builder I used ripped me off. He turned up with Pink Floyd blasting on his radio, laid one stone and then left, and he hasn’t been seen since.

I’m a bit disappointed by it, but all in all it’s just another brick in the wall...

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👤︎ u/Hufc1908

📅︎ Mar 03 2019

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If you have a couple cows on your farm I wouldn’t recommend also growing marijuana

It’s two high steaks

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👤︎ u/garboooge

📅︎ Nov 24 2018

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I've never understood why doctors recommend a balanced diet

Cannibalizing an acrobat seems immoral and illegal...

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👤︎ u/Coffeeist

📅︎ Jun 07 2018

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I wouldn’t recommend eating Donkey

It tastes like ass

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👤︎ u/NeveForSpeed

📅︎ May 04 2018

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How does the dad recommend extra drum practice?

There will be repercussions.

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👤︎ u/aitchnyu

📅︎ Aug 17 2018

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I do not recommend allowing your daughter to buy a young rabbit.

It's a hair raising experience.

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👤︎ u/cross_beaux

📅︎ Mar 20 2018

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What kind of diet did the Nazis recommend to citizens?

Juice cleanse.

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👤︎ u/modstms

📅︎ Mar 18 2017

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Can anyone recommend a good brick company?

I need someone who makes a solid product

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👤︎ u/Punkin702

📅︎ Jan 31 2018

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I just started a new Middle Eastern only diet and can't say I recommend it

I falafel.

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👤︎ u/notwithoutmywalrus

📅︎ Sep 25 2015

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Just watched Moana for the first time. I'd recommend it if you've been waiting for a movie where people pee in the ocean.

Urine luck.

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👤︎ u/moorsonthecoast

📅︎ Jun 29 2017

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If you ever want to open your own business, I recommend selling stoves...

You'll immediately offer a range of hot products.

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👤︎ u/Godzilla_KOM

📅︎ Oct 24 2017

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What do priests recommend be put on small cuts?

Anointment.

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👤︎ u/Tac0Loco88

📅︎ Apr 04 2017

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My dad wanted to know what microphone I'd recommend

He showed me his audio catalog and asked me for "sound advice".

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👤︎ u/bongsaway

📅︎ Sep 24 2013

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