A sales guy tried to sell me on a new preparation to wash my hair with, which supposedly contains the excrements of some very special rainforest animal or whatever.

I think it was Scampoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deceze
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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How many firefighters does it take to put out an Amazon rainforest fire?

At least a Brazilian.

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This online giant's Seattle headquarters is an Amazon rainforest
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πŸ‘€︎ u/greengo122
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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A hornbill in a rainforest...

A hornbill in a rainforest screeched triumphantly! β€œHahaha I am the king of the birds for I have the biggest beak.” He sat on his branch smugly, smiling to himself when another bird with an extraordinary beak landed beside him and scoffed,β€œToucan play at that game.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ASquishyWorm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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What do you call a sleepwear rainforest?

The pajamazon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blewa
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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How many years old is the Amazon Rainforest?

A Brazilian! Please be gentle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PolyOctopus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2015
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Why is there no aspirin in the rainforest?

Because the paracetamol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JinglePrivates
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2015
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I found my dad's number plate
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LongJohn1992
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2016
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An all time low for my dad...

Pops takes me, my wife, and my kids out for a post Christmas meal at the Rainforest Cafe.

We stand in line to put our names on the list. After giving the lady our name, my old man stops her and asks, "Excuse me mam, but do you allow pets in here?"

She responds back with a quizzical "I'm sorry but no."

Pops turns to me and says, "Sorry son, looks like you are waiting in the car." He then does the corny half laugh half cackle while the restaurant worker rolls her eyes and my wife laughs at me.

Damn him and his corny jokes!!!

P. S. Will use this on my kids later this week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SouthpawNRelief
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2013
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Where can I buy a rainforest?

Amazon

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