What do you put in a Christmas Pita?
Fa la la la la la la lafel
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︎ Nov 19 2022
I was trying to make naan bread, but accidentally made pita instead.
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︎ Apr 10 2022
A friend of mine had an idea for a subscription box that came with everything you needed to make something akin to Pita bread but softer and made with yogurt.
I had to tell him it was a Naan-starter.
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︎ May 23 2022
We all know cheese that doesn't belong to you is "Nacho cheese," but what do you call someone else's flatbread?
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︎ Jan 10 2023
I ate a few too many chickpeas.
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︎ Dec 01 2022
Why did the policeman go to the Lebanese restaurant?
He was following up reports of a possible hummus side
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︎ Jan 06 2023
I took my wife out to get some middle eastern street food last night
Sadly, she was up all night throwing up and now I really falafel about it
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︎ Nov 18 2022
My friends & family didnβt appreciate the hard work I put into this mall-evolently delicious quadruple-pun.
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︎ Feb 27 2022
How would you describe a pacifist from India?
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︎ Sep 22 2022
What do you call Indian Banana bread?
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︎ Aug 16 2022
I'd say it's a naan issue
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︎ Aug 14 2022
The time before Sliced Bread
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︎ Sep 23 2022
What did the hummus say to the pita bread when he got sick?
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︎ Mar 23 2019
What did the hungover pita sandwich say?
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︎ Oct 26 2017
While ordering butter chicken at a local restaurant, I asked if they had any pita
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︎ Jan 15 2018
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︎ Jul 24 2015
Eating pita always ruins my appetite
I canβt eat anything posthummusly
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︎ Aug 20 2018
I just killed a bunch of chickpeas...
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︎ Jan 04 2021
The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song but ...
... the Chick Peas can only hummus one.
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︎ Jul 14 2022
If you order pita bread twice...
Does that make it repeata bread?
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︎ Feb 03 2016
"Excuse me, do you have any pita bread left?"
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︎ Jun 06 2015
(OC) I ate too many fried chickpea fritters
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︎ Jun 19 2022
I opened the cabinet and didn't see the flatbread at first. But I had a gut feeling of where it was hiding.
I guess you could call it my naan-sense.
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︎ Jun 12 2022
It's a real pita that I didn't pick up that sandwich for you.
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︎ Jun 03 2015
Heh, get it...? Eh?
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︎ May 21 2019
My hummus is never ending.
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︎ Mar 05 2022
Why does the Gotham Police Department refuse to eat another Greek sandwich?
Because it's the gyro Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
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︎ Nov 15 2016
What is a popular children's book that is edible?
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︎ Jul 05 2021
Whatβs your sexual orientation if you loved mashed chickpeas?
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︎ Mar 02 2018
What do you get it you put a bunny in a flatbread?
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︎ Jan 12 2022
Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flat bread.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
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︎ May 24 2020
What's the most annoying kind of bread?
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︎ Aug 19 2020
We had schawarma last night.
My daughter said she ate too much and felafel. My son asked which pita was the one Katniss was marrying. I was glad he could rise to the occasion with a bread joke. It was the yeast he could do.
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︎ Dec 30 2019
I wanted to see how much flatbread I could eat in an hour
But after 30 minutes, I pitaβd out
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︎ Sep 13 2019
Recognized I had a dad joke during lunch today
Wife was making some Greek sandwiches for lunch today and the pita bread wasn't cooperating.
Wife: "This pita bread is terrible."
Me: "Yup, it's awfully pita-ful."
Wife sighs.
Me: "What? That was awesome!"
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︎ Apr 12 2015
Did you hear that Spider-Man made himself a winter jacket out of Greek bread?
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︎ Jun 17 2018
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