3 Hilarious Pocket Bread Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

“Back in the day...” my dad started to say. “You could walk into a grocery store with $2 in your pocket and walk out with a loaf of bread, a dozen eggs and a bit of butter as well. But today...” he lamented...

“Wherever you go, there are those darn cameras!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Aug 11 2020

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I forgot that I had stashed a small rounded bread from dinner in my back pocket when I sat down at the roulette table... I immediately started winning!

I was on a roll!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Sep 05 2019

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“Back in the day...” my grandfather started to say. “You could walk into a grocery store with $2 in your pocket and walk out with a loaf of bread, a dozen eggs and a bit of butter as well.”

“But today...” he continued. “Wherever you go, there are cameras...”

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Jun 04 2018

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