The Gyro is one of my favorite foods

Partly because it's a very balanced meal

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Sheep either die a gyro, or live short enough to become the veal-on...
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To prevent your gyro meat from drying out, criticize it harshly while cooking.

Give it a good lamb basting.

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I've just written a song about a tortilla.

Well, it is more of a rap really.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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A Greek cooked a wrap up in the air.

He used a gyro-copter.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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What happens when Greeks come back from war?

They get a gyro’s welcome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AngusCucumber
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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Greek dad’s after New Years:

I haven’t seen you since last gyro!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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What do you call a flatbread with super powers?

A super gyro

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Shawarmachine
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Brainstorming food/movie theme nights. It es-kale-lated quickly. Only thing in my Bumble profile now.

When Harry Met Salad

What About Ke-Bob

Cumin to America

Weekend at Bearneaise II

Steakin I, II, & III

A Few Good Salmon

You’ve Got Kale

Shawshank Re-Dim Sum

Romancing the Scone

An Γ‰clair to Remember

Roman Hollandaise

Glazed and Confused

Bill & Ted’s Eggcellent Adventure

The Evil Bread

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Shrimp

Fondue the Right Thing

Ribeyes Wide Shut

Mignons

Plante of the Grapes

Spider Manchu

Sushis All That

A Wok to Remember

Marsala-la Land

Apocalypse Cow

Die Chard

Die Chard with a Vinaigrette

Hogan’s Gyros

The Sand Latkes

A League of their Macaroni

Revenge of the Curds

Rush S’More

Braising Arizona

Demolition Ham

10 Things I hate About Ewe

Saladin

Oliver and Com-penne

Dirty Rotten Chanterelles

Sex and the Satay

The Truth About Cats & Hotdogs

Morella Enchanted

Provolone Together

Clear and Pheasant Danger

The Big Chili

LΓ©mon: The Professional

Ava-Tartare

Hocous Pocous

High Fi-Deli Meat

Madagascargot

The Fifth Elementos

Muensters Inc.

There’s Something About Rosemary

I Am Ham

Quiche Lorraine Man

Barley & Me

Lentil Giants

Peggy SoufflΓ© Got Married

Face Stroganoff

Con GruyΓ©re

Fast Times at Porridgemont High

Bok Choys in the Hood

Papillonion

Requinoa for a Dream

Serial Cardamom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kat_fogg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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Why does the Gotham Police Department refuse to eat another Greek sandwich?

Because it's the gyro Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThanHowWhy
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6am at Detroit metro airport, my first real dad joke hatched.

FiancΓ©: where do you want to eat?

Me: well there's the mcdonalds and the currency exchange over there

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We can get a euro.

She just walked away.

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What do you call a bad Mediterranean restaurant?

Falawful

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My fiance asked what I thought of the new Greek restaurant.

I said it was nice but it was a little Spartan inside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aadhate
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2016
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David Bowie's Culinary Enterprises

David Bowie is reported to be opening a pop-up one time food stand next Saturday in Santa Monica. There will be Gyros, but just for one day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/george__kaplan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2015
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I ate too much Greek food today.

I falafel.

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Went out to lunch with Dad today

Today, my dad and I went to a restaurant that we've never been to before. It mainly sells gyros and other foods of the sort. I could tell my dad was unsure of what to get, so he told me to order by saying, "You go first... This is all Greek to me."

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Finally my dad dadjoked me

Me: Thanks for the Gyro

Dad: Gyro welcome

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2014
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Dinner in a Middle Eastern Restaurant

My husband is the punniest person in the world, a sample of his humor:

I was eating in a Middle Eastern restaurant when I heard a loud noise, "kabob, kabob", I falafel my chair, there was a double hummus side at the next table. I didn't try to be a gyro, then a shawarma police rushed in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/longleglady
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2016
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So my family went to a diner...

My mom decided to get a gyro, and in the process of eating it, some of the cheese fell on the table. Dad said we shouldn't worry about it. "Why not?" "Because it isn't real."

At this point we still had no idea what was coming. "Why isn't it real, dad?"

"It's Counter-feta."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Major_Tom42
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2013
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Dadjoked my sister at dinner

My sister and I were getting gyros at a local Greek place, and she made a comment about the "lamb sauce" on the rice. I pointed out that the sauce had no lamb in it, so it doesn't make sense to call it lamb sauce.

Her: "I guess you're right. I didn't call it lamb sauce because it's made of lambs. I called it that because it goes on the lamb."

Me: "So it's a criminal?"

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