Pears always have an even number of pips.
They come in pears.
Hear about the farmer who stuck a fruit pip in his bellybutton?
He grew a navel orange!
I'm getting tired of being dadjoked....
I had a couple friends in my car to go hang out downtown. I started ragging on my friend about why he didn't drive. He said he has a flat tire.
As we drove out of the neighborhood, I saw a tire leaning up against a fence. I pointed, "well look, there's your new tire"
My other buddy then pipped in, "No, we can't use that one, it's obviously tired." My friend then chimed in, "ha, that was wheely good."
To my two friends...I hate you both.
