Pears always have an even number of pips.

They come in pears.

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👤︎ u/eastawat
📅︎ Oct 03 2018
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Hear about the farmer who stuck a fruit pip in his bellybutton?

He grew a navel orange!

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📅︎ Aug 29 2017
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Good day and all that.
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👤︎ u/Maghliona
📅︎ Oct 18 2018
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It's a USB: A Universal CEREAL Bus
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👤︎ u/ObamaCare2
📅︎ Mar 20 2017
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I'm getting tired of being dadjoked....

I had a couple friends in my car to go hang out downtown. I started ragging on my friend about why he didn't drive. He said he has a flat tire.

As we drove out of the neighborhood, I saw a tire leaning up against a fence. I pointed, "well look, there's your new tire"

My other buddy then pipped in, "No, we can't use that one, it's obviously tired." My friend then chimed in, "ha, that was wheely good."

To my two friends...I hate you both.

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