Pickup pun: If you were a triangle,

you would be an acute one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JunChaa
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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Does anyone know what the best pickup line is for when you are at an abortion clinic?

Come here often?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robb4217
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Social Distancing Pickup Lines
  • If Covid-19 doesn't take you out, can I?
  • Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket are you happy to be within 6 ft of me?
  • Can't spell virus without U and I.
  • Do you need toilet paper cuz I can be your Prince Charmin.
  • I saw you checking me out from across the bar, stay there.
  • Hey Baby! Can I ship you a drink?
  • Can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T.

credit: some facebook post i saw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shamblingman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Mom told me to pickup the groceries

but I'm not a shoplifter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ebatm3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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She was drinking alone so I went over to her and gave her my best pickup line...

She's apparently not a Ford F-series fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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I've had some bad pickup lines, but this one is the cheesiest
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheVampireQueen7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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How do you like my new pickup line?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hicksmix
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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Nerdy pickup line

Are you a dry indehiscent fruit?

Because you’re kind of nutty!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blind_Hawk
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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I asked the kids to pickup the dog poo out the back

They did a crap job

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nmd351
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Good pickup line to use at the hairdresser's...

"...excuse me miss, do you comb hair often?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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COVID-19 Pickup lines:

I'm just kidding. Don't pick up COVID-19 in line. It's dangerous, stay home people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/99-bottlesofbeer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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There was a man driving a pickup truck.

In the bed of the truck was a bunch of baby ducks. He passed a police officer, the officer fired up their blues and twos and pulled the man over.

The officer said, "Sir, you can't just be driving around with all these ducklings in your car. You must take them to the zoo immediately."

The following day the same man was driving the same truck with the same baby ducks in the bed, except this time, they were wearing sunglasses.

The same police officer saw, they pulled the man over again and said, "Look mate, I told you yesterday to take those ducks to the zoo."

The man said, "I did take them to the zoo. They loved it! We're going to the beach today!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joshymint
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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I told my dad about r/dadjokes. He told me to post this pickup line:

Fiat Fullback, Nissan Navara, Toyota Hilux, Volkswagen Amarok, Isuzu D Max, Ssangyong Musso

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ollieacappella
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2017
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Pickup lime ...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nebraskasurplus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2018
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This is the cheesiest pickup line ever...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shasam9234
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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I hear that Audi is going to rename their pickups for the US market by calling it the Audi Pardner.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chrisatlake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Cheesy pickup line
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πŸ‘€︎ u/isaknotnewton
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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When asking for best pickup-lines on Tinder
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gaypluto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2018
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Going on 3 months now, got her with this stellar pickup line πŸ’œ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Match_Cook
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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What do you say to a slow moving pickup truck?

Pickup the pace.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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My favorite pickup line is...

Lift

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P1pslyTheGreat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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My dad just used this pickup line on my mom at breakfast: "Hey Babe..... do you have an inhaler?"

".....cuz you got dat assssss, ma!"

I spit out my cornflakes and ironically was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2017
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A funny pickup line.

I think I'm a snowflake. Because I've fallen for you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/easytentliving
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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Cheesiest pickup line ever. imgur.com/Z8XOEVy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dylwells
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2015
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What’s a triangle’s favorite pickup line?

What’s your sine?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coot32
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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Wanna see the cheesiest pickup line ever?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/keelzyy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2017
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Cheesy pickup line

"Wanna grab a pizza?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikhilbhavsar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2018
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My dad cracked this one as he was pickup up dog poop

How does three trees and three dog turds add up to ten?

Tree and a turd, tree and and turd, tree and a turd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moseal
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2015
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PICKUP LINE PUNS (i made it just to warn you) youtube.com/watch?v=mtr0a…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrantJohnson124
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2017
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Dad Pickup Line: *looks at girl* "hey girl, feel my shirt"

girl feels shirt "whats that?"

......."boyfriend material"

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I asked siri for a pickup line. Got a dadjoke instead

http://imgur.com/UdWSQwO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kirigaya_Yuumi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2015
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A collection of pickup lines for all dads out there.

Just don't use any of these pickup lines around your wives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacStaggy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2017
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What's the bear's favourite pickup line?

Hey baby, what's ursine?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/commisaro
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2014
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Why was the redneck surprised to see that his trailer fell off his pickup?

It went off without a hitch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/durhurr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2017
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What's an astronauts best pickup line?

you look out of this world, wanna go to launch sometime?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Tys1_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2015
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A russian, a brit, and a mexican enter a one-liner pickup contest to win over the heart of a super hot covergirl...

...with the caveat that they have to use the words "liver" and "cheese" in their pickup line.

The Russian walks up to her and proudly recites: "My liver aches for you like it does for vodka, and my heart is incomplete like gruyere cheese". Crickets. The girl is a bit confused but is impressed with the guy's large biceps and full beard.

The Brit walks over to her and stammers: "I will tease your fancy with a sliver of cheese and liver". Nonsensical, but his accent did the trick. The girl blushes slightly.

The Mexican guy sees his opportunity and loudly yells: "Liver alone! Cheese mine!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xandros91
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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Bar pickup

Girl says to me: I just graduated from school and now I work for a nonprofit called "The Panther Club".

Me: in ten years will it be "The Cougar Club?"

Didn't work.

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