A list of puns related to "Peacock flounder"
Usually strong color use to indicate that a species is venomous. But for this fish it seems that it changes its color to camouflage. I donβt really understand why the color changes to stong blue if itβs not venomous? Or is it venomous?
I really like the way Flounders can change color based on their background.
Using my #Olympus #TG-6, PT-059 enclosure with a #Inon Z330 Type II strobe
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Do your worst!
This is a species list for a zoo/aquarium in Royal Woods, Michigan (where The Loud House takes place). I mainly made this to see how the Fandom would use it, but this is also kind of a passion project. I've been planning this for quite a bit, and here's the species list:
(Also, if anyone wishes to help with it, feel free to DM me on Reddit or on DeviantArt.
Willawong Station
Roo Valley
Koala Crossing
Devils Of Tasmania
Free-Flight Birds
Namib Desert
Red Centre Of Australia
Sonoran Desert
Yeti Camp
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
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The Warring Surf
Brogan considered retiring, thinking that putting the life of a seadog behind him was worth weighing. βDismantle the damn cannon, if you have to!β he shouted over the ruckus on-deck. βIt does us no good pointing out at open waters.β Impatience had frayed his nerves, honing his words to a sharpened edge.
His wife would appreciate him being home more often, the kids would enjoy it too, and he could find good work laboring or apprenticing under a tradesman. He was still spry enough to be considered a good candidate for such work. And unlike these oafsββput your godsdamn backs into it, you cursββwho didnβt seem to know their tail end from a hole in the ground.
A clunk and the cannon fell from its mounting to the cheers of the men on the deck. A stray cannonball, fired from the enemy, skipped off the oceanβs surfaced off the starboard side. It skid off the solid waters between their ship and the Ouroboros, leaving long trenches in its wake, and gave everyone who witnessed the close shave pause. A lone rifle crack echoing off the hull from a nearby ship broke the spell.
βTo the bow!β Brogan was barking madly, and was answered by a chorus of ayes just as wild. βAnd doubleβno, tripleβthe breech ropes!β Without proper mounting, the cannons were more likely to buck haphazardly, but it couldnβt be helped. βSo, you lads donβt break your necks.β he added as an afterthought, knowing that sometimes good reasoning made the difference between compliance and insubordination. Brogan turned to run along the deck over to the next turret in the series after seeing his instructions carried out.
The dreadnaught. He cursed their luck. The man was a legend and a beast.
Had their side known the man would be defending his home? He looked over at the command crew, scoffing at the oxymoron; not a single order had been issued by that lot. Jondar, who appeared a nervous wreck, clearly hadnβt possessed the foreknowledge of their encounter. Why would he? The man was a puppet. Hurom, less so.
... keep reading on reddit β‘Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
When I got home, they were still there.
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