What does a pornstar get paid?

They get paid income.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rthen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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I would love to get paid to sleep.

It would be a dream job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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I enrolled in a paid clinical study that requires an hourlong nap every day for six months.

It’s my dream job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Royal_Ranger
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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What do you call people who get paid to read and write simple stories?

Prose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CreatedPenguin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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Anakin was a bad student. Never paid attention in class, never took any tests seriously. All his teachers were angry with him. Teacher Obi-Wan was specially worried when he had to say,

"I have failed you, Anakin. I have failed you."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esmeralda_i
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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Why did the girl break up with a guy who paid for everything with ten dollar bills?

He was in tens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runnerego
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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I ran out of toilet paper last week and can't afford to buy more till I get paid next week, so I started using the newspapers. Now the realisation has kicked in......

......... The Times are really Rough!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball5deeper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.

I lost the Rock’s paper scissors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dasbett311
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Mrs Hamill was annoyed when her son and I paid her a surprise visit.

She was afraid I'd leave a Mark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Husband: Babe, I got paid more than I expected! This is great!!!!

Wife: Sweet! How much are we talking??

Husband: Well it is normally $1000, but this time I got $1000.02!!!!!!!

Wife: ...thats not that great.

Husband: Well I think it is, but that’s just my two cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhench78
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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What do you call a woman who has paid off all of her liabilities?

Odette

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EgonVector
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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I had a priest perform an exorcism for my house, but I never paid the bill....

It’s been repossessed

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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I had a friend who got paid by the letter to write a phonics manual

To make a little extra cash he wrote a rhotic r on the side

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Westerfield
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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A guy once paid 10,000 Bitcoin for a pizza when it was still cheap...

That pizza shop must be swimming in dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xtrendence
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Friend: ...my wife is uncomfortable with them because they’ve joined the church of Satan. Like, he showed me his membership card. They’re paid members, man.

Me: well; someone has to pay the devil’s dues

Friend: damn it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jubaliya
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...

Once upon a time there was this lobster...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__kitten
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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This Is A Paid advertisement: Have a home project you’re working on? For a limited time, Lowes Home Improvement is now selling Levels 2 for the price of 1!

Multi-level marketing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BHarcade
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Boy. I bet Anakin Skywalker must have paid a lot of money for his suit.

I think It may have cost him a couple arms and a couple legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valbranz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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My investment in silent actors has really paid off lately.

It’s a real gold-mime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C0NSTABEL
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Do you feel like a thing that is borrowed, especially a sum of money that is expected to be paid back with interest?

You are not a loan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jt372
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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One time I paid $20 to see Prince in concert

but I partied like it's $19.99.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCheshireCody
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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I just paid Β£25 for a 3 mile taxi ride to a launderette...

I feel like I’ve been taken to the cleaners!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ilovegingerhair18
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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This guy I know is paid to sit in an elevator and tell jokes all day.

I gotta say, his sense of humor has gotten higher these days.

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πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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Some guy paid me a dollar for 98 cents worth of advice!

I gave him my two cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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Dammit! I know I have that one half of the ticket which shows I paid!

Sorry, wrong stub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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I paid off my new limousine up front, but now I can't afford to hire a driver. So much money spent.

And nothing to chauffeur it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Epstein once paid a man to hang a shelf full of hymnals.

I guess he really didn’t hang hymn shelf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoodyToaster
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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I heard that Big-Ben workers get paid very well.

They work around the clock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Negative_Integer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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What do you call someone who’s paid to share videos of them self sneezing on social media?

An influenzer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmca420
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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My efforts to save on my electricity bills have really paid off.

And honestly, I’m delighted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/42alj
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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How are dog catchers paid?

By the pound.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GedT1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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I paid five cents for a dad joke, but it turned out to be an empty, derivative imitation, overly commercialized and lacking any real soul or talent.

Now I want my Nickelback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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I had $1,000 extra in my pay last month, this month I was $1,000 short. When I reported it to payroll they asked me why I didn't say anything when I got paid too much.

I told them, I'll tolerate one mistake but not two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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If a paid political message uses a pun to assail a candidate’s character...

Is it an Ad Homonym attack?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OneSidedDice
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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All the babies at the hospital wanted to be paid for being born.

So they joined a labor union.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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I'm a photographer who got paid in exposure.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tttulio
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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I paid off most of my mortgage...

Now it's lessgage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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you’re a ROCK STAR, get the show on, get paid
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PetaDontSueMe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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I just bought a replacement tire for 20 bucks more than I had paid for the old one which had gone flat.

Damn inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyeyedmcgee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Why don't bishops normally get paid?

Because if they were, they would bi-shoppin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Averet101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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I paid a car dealership a monthly fee to drive a car for 2 years then after that I would return the car to the dealer...

It was the leased of my worries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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I just paid for a boat ride to a magic themed renaissance carnival. The price was reasonable.

It was a fair fairy faire ferry fare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chris3000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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I paid a dollar and the cashier said I had to pay $1.02.

Let me tell you, I gave THAT lady my two cents!

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Girlfriend paid me a compliment.

GF: I like your forearms.

Me: I only have two.

I had to explain it, but then she slapped her forehead. I know, she only has one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shakynerves
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2014
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I once paid $20 to meet Prince

But I partied like it was $19.99

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tripler42
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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One night I paid $20 to see Prince.

But I partied like it was $19.99.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juhaodbrokule
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Getting paid to sleep would be my dream job.
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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