Because they can't "C".
A Python doesn’t have feathers.
John Cleese and Graham Chapman were terrified for their lives, but it turned out the guy was just making Idle threats
py-thin
did anyone ask why the knights REALLY wanted shrubberies?
...to establish a HEDGEemony ;)
My homework ate my dog.
No? Well.. i don't have time to go into details, it's very long.
You call it a pythin!!
A big missnake!
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context: My dad and I have a baby python named peter, and he's been striking at the glass of the cage when you walk near him.
me: Peter is such an asshole, just went to check on him and he went to bite me.
dad: Well, I called the vet today about him being mean, turns out he has a reptile-dysfunction.
me: GROANS
It has e-reptile dysfunction.
I guess that's a little disheartening...
An intern from the University of Prague was studying the breeding habits of Burmese pythons in the Everglades. Park Rangers were notified when he didn't report in at the end of the day. They managed to capture the pair he was studying.
The necropsy on the female python only found a fawn, several rodents, and a couple of turtle.
When they cut open her mate it was a different story. Sure enough, the Czech was in the male.
Because they cant C
