My can opener broke ...

Now it’s a can’t opener.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/screamtrumpet
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MartianHunter420
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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What do you call a broken can opener

A can’t opener

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AshamedTurtwig
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Gave my co-worker a can and asked him to open it. After he opened it I said that he was a can opener.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATMiceli
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Its a real Eye Opener!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/peeyu08
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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I need a new can opener.

My old one can’t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Help, can someone help me make my elevator pitch more interesting, and can anyone think of a good Egyptian related pun to put as an opener?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScareOdin00608
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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You know why they call it a can opener?

Cause if you couldn't it'd be a can't open'er.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squeevey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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If your can opener can't open a particular can, it becomes a cannot opener.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BenisbacK_1900
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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What would be funny to engrave on a bottle opener for a soon to be new dad?

I am buying him a bottle opener before I go back stateside (USMC) and cannot figure out what to get engraved on it. He is kinda stale, so dry sense of humors welcome!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deeeeeds
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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I have this tin can that’s translucent and never seems to fill up when I put things into it. Its top has smooth edges so it never cuts my fingers and it opens easily without a can opener...

It’s uncanny!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/genghisyawn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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The ultimate Can't opener reddit.com/r/memes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/McUpt
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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Every dad's favorite bottle opener. The Popener imgur.com/oeCBFnZ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mathees
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2013
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I have to host an early morning staff meeting tomorrow, does anyone have any good openers for an early morning meeting to break the ice?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Famoustitles
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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I told my son this was a "can't opener."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/akambe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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Girlfriend just walked in holding a can opener.

"you left this in the bathroom!!"

"In case someone had to use the can."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2016
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I was getting annoyed about the can opener breaking on the tin..

My dad says "you mean the can't opener?" -.-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsyouNOme
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2016
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I bought a can opener today, but it doesn't seem to work.

Turns out I bought a can't opener.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/naynay143
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2015
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What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

A can’t opener

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What do you call a can opener that's broken?

A can't opener.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArchaicAlien
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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What do you call a can opener that doesnβ€˜t work?

A canβ€˜t opener!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeje17j
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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What do you call a broken can opener?

Can't opener.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abbabil
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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What do you call a broken can opener

A can't opener

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivanshu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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What do you call broken can opener?

Can't opener

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vinotm
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarelessBeginning
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

A can’t opener

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punx80
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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What do you call a can opener that's broken?

A can't opener

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ippordsim
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener

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πŸ‘€︎ u/125bench
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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The can opener at work broke.

I suppose you could call it a can't opener.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Crandle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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What do you call a can opener that's broken?

A can't opener.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can’t opener!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr-cereal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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What do you call a broken can opener?

Can't opener.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/379447984
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abdic8
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can’t opener

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πŸ‘€︎ u/connornel18
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arrenlex
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rojob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can’t opener.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can’t opener

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quirkyguytj
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A cant opener

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peanut31
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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What happenes when your can opener breaks?

It becomes a can't opener

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegitOryx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2017
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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AceFitz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2014
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

a can't opener

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoistDinosaur
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2018
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Our can opener is broken

It's now a can't opener. Reposts ftw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zvon666
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2018
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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C0okie5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2017
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What do you call a broken can opener?

A "Can't Opener"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bwaic
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