My can opener broke ...
Now itβs a canβt opener.
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
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︎ Jan 24 2021
What do you call a broken can opener
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Gave my co-worker a can and asked him to open it. After he opened it I said that he was a can opener.
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︎ Jun 22 2020
Its a real Eye Opener!
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︎ Jun 05 2020
I need a new can opener.
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︎ Jun 14 2020
Help, can someone help me make my elevator pitch more interesting, and can anyone think of a good Egyptian related pun to put as an opener?
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︎ Jan 16 2020
You know why they call it a can opener?
Cause if you couldn't it'd be a can't open'er.
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︎ Dec 01 2019
If your can opener can't open a particular can, it becomes a cannot opener.
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︎ Feb 20 2019
What would be funny to engrave on a bottle opener for a soon to be new dad?
I am buying him a bottle opener before I go back stateside (USMC) and cannot figure out what to get engraved on it. He is kinda stale, so dry sense of humors welcome!
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︎ Oct 02 2019
I have this tin can thatβs translucent and never seems to fill up when I put things into it. Its top has smooth edges so it never cuts my fingers and it opens easily without a can opener...
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︎ Nov 04 2013
I have to host an early morning staff meeting tomorrow, does anyone have any good openers for an early morning meeting to break the ice?
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︎ Jan 27 2018
I told my son this was a "can't opener."
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︎ Apr 04 2018
Girlfriend just walked in holding a can opener.
"you left this in the bathroom!!"
"In case someone had to use the can."
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︎ Dec 16 2016
I was getting annoyed about the can opener breaking on the tin..
My dad says "you mean the can't opener?" -.-
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︎ Sep 07 2016
I bought a can opener today, but it doesn't seem to work.
Turns out I bought a can't opener.
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What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
What do you call a can opener that's broken?
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︎ Nov 21 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work?
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︎ Jul 16 2020
What do you call a broken can opener?
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︎ Aug 06 2020
What do you call a broken can opener
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What do you call broken can opener?
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What do you call a broken can opener?
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︎ Apr 02 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work?
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︎ May 10 2020
What do you call a can opener that's broken?
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︎ Jan 12 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
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︎ Mar 11 2018
The can opener at work broke.
I suppose you could call it a can't opener.
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︎ Nov 29 2019
What do you call a can opener that's broken?
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︎ Oct 15 2019
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︎ Sep 18 2019
What do you call a broken can opener?
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︎ Aug 04 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
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︎ Jul 26 2019
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︎ Jan 07 2019
What do you call a broken can opener?
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︎ Jan 29 2019
What do you call a broken can opener?
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︎ Oct 10 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
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︎ Feb 01 2018
What happenes when your can opener breaks?
It becomes a can't opener
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︎ Jun 11 2017
What do you call a broken can opener?
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︎ Feb 07 2014
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
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︎ Jan 22 2018
Our can opener is broken
It's now a can't opener.
Reposts ftw
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︎ Jan 13 2018
What do you call a broken can opener?
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︎ Jun 19 2017
What do you call a broken can opener?
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