More puns from class yesterday but I waited until today because spooky month
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︎ Oct 01 2019
That is farm more puns than I could have thought of
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︎ Jul 05 2019
So Iβve been dating this woman named Destiny for 2 years. Iβve been having a hard time coming up with more puns.
Iβve got a date with Destiny!
Reaching out to take Destiny into my own hands !
And a few other sub-par ones not worth mentioning.
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︎ Nov 30 2019
Puns and more puns
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︎ Jul 23 2019
Pun book I found by art moger ask if you want to see more puns from this
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︎ May 26 2019
I swear, one more pun
And I'll go to the house of the guy who posted the pun and punch him
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︎ Feb 25 2020
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︎ Jan 15 2018
The more puns I tell, the angrier some people get
It seems I missed my culling
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︎ Mar 07 2018
Even more puns
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︎ May 04 2017
My wife: You need to do more chores around the house.
Me: Can we change the subject?
Her: Ok. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Whatβs a more concrete term for butt crack?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
Did you know Hannibal Lecter has a brother whoβs even more evil and sadistic?
His name is Bilka... Bilka Lecter.
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Boss said heβd fire me if I made any more country puns
It was the end of my Korea
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︎ Jan 13 2021
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︎ Dec 24 2020
There's way more cool stuff
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︎ Nov 03 2020
What is considerably more valuable than a dad bod?
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︎ Jan 02 2021
This occurred to me at 1 am and Iβve never been more proud
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︎ Jan 04 2021
So last night my boyfriend left the bedroom door open to get more heat in the room because there are more heating vents in the hallway than in the bedroom. I said, "You might say it's eVENTful." He didn't laugh. So then I said, "You'll laugh eVENTually."
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︎ Jan 09 2021
This year, 2021, I want more dough than a baker
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︎ Jan 11 2021
These Jokes are terrible. Do you know what is more terrible?
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︎ Jan 16 2021
My 4 year old just told her first dad joke, and I've never been more proud.
My pregnant wife is wearing a white shirt that has a pumpkin painted over her belly, for Halloween. We are having another little girl, and have set on the name Ellie.
My daughter comes home, and is greeted by my wife.
4yo: "I like your shirt mama!
Wife: "Aww thank you! Do you like my pumpkin belly?
4yo: "...I like your pumpkin Ellie!"
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︎ Oct 31 2020
I ran out of toilet paper last week and can't afford to buy more till I get paid next week, so I started using the newspapers. Now the realisation has kicked in......
......... The Times are really Rough!!!
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︎ Dec 16 2020
The more I think about counterfeiting coins, the more I think Iβm going to do it.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
I need help following up with this pun, this is a video about a scientist giving a lecture about fire, I canβt think of any more other than pun-ch line
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Which tree wishes things were more like they used to be?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Why do pregnant cows have more energy?
Because they're calfinated
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︎ Jan 06 2021
More and more people are taking up horse breading as a profession
Apparently it's a very stable career choice.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
I have always preffered winter more than summer
Because in winter you can keep adding more layers until you are warm but in summer you can only take off so many before you are arrested
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︎ Dec 22 2020
This deserves more recognition.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?
The penguin who pushed him!
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Studies have revealed that cows produce much more milk when the farmers talk to them.
It's a case of, in one ear and out of the uddet
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︎ Jan 18 2021
My wife told me to be more in touch with with my feminine side....
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Did you know that Americans eat more bananas than monkeys every year?
Which makes sense, because I canβt remember the last time I ate a monkey.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
What does a virus need to do in order to reach more people?
It needs to strain itself.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Last Thursday my son was moping around and I told him, if you think Thursdays are sad, just wait two more days. He asked why?
Because it'll be sadder day.
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︎ Jul 28 2020
So I read a study the other day claiming that βhumans eat more bananas than monkeysβ
Which to me sounded a bit obvious. I canβt remember the last time I ate a monkey.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Yes, I am Christian; no, I can't tell you more about it.
Only my wife gets to enjoy my missionary position.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
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︎ Dec 29 2020
A guy told me the size of my heart matters more than my physical size.
Good thing I went to the cardiologist before the gym.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Why is buffalo chicken more expensive than regular chicken?
Because buffalo chicken is harder to catch.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "Itβs true!"
"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"
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︎ Jun 26 2020
Why is it a good idea to put more books in prison libraries?
Because the prose outweigh the cons.
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︎ Oct 23 2020
Reposting my feet joke to a more appropriate place
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︎ Nov 25 2020
I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "Itβs true!"
"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"
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