π︎ 18
π
︎ Dec 24 2020
I need help following up with this pun, this is a video about a scientist giving a lecture about fire, I canβt think of any more other than pun-ch line
π︎ 24
π
︎ Nov 28 2020
I have always preffered winter more than summer
Because in winter you can keep adding more layers until you are warm but in summer you can only take off so many before you are arrested
π︎ 28
π
︎ Dec 22 2020
Did you know that Americans eat more bananas than monkeys every year?
Which makes sense, because I canβt remember the last time I ate a monkey.
π︎ 98
π
︎ Nov 16 2020
So I read a study the other day claiming that βhumans eat more bananas than monkeysβ
Which to me sounded a bit obvious. I canβt remember the last time I ate a monkey.
π︎ 130
π
︎ Nov 12 2020
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
π︎ 6
π
︎ Dec 22 2020
I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "Itβs true!"
"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"
π︎ 27
π
︎ Nov 29 2020
Whom does Asian parents love more than A honorable child ?
π︎ 4
π
︎ Dec 09 2020
Why are men statistically more likely to drown than women?
π︎ 406
π
︎ Aug 25 2020
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK"
π︎ 10
π
︎ Dec 02 2020
What do you call more turkeys than you can count?
A Gobbillion. Happy thanksgiving!
π︎ 6
π
︎ Nov 26 2020
My election has lasted more than three days.
Do I need to see my doctor?
π︎ 19
π
︎ Nov 07 2020
Why are vegans more straight than non-vegeterians?
Because they dont like meat.
π︎ 2
π
︎ Dec 06 2020
So I started dating an OBGYN that said her job was more dangerous than mine.
So I asked what her riskiest encounter was. She said she did not know, but she learned early to give mothers with fat babies a wide berth.
π︎ 15
π
︎ Nov 17 2020
Today I don't have a dad joke for you. I have a dad fact. Did you know humans eat more seeds than birds?
It's true! When was the last time you ate a bird?
π︎ 7
π
︎ Sep 25 2020
This just in: 2 men broke into the city bank using nothing more than a few mannequin limbs.
Officials say we are dealing with an armed robbery
π︎ 13
π
︎ Oct 14 2020
Itβs been more than 15 years since the show was over, but people are still making βFriendsβ references.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
π︎ 79
π
︎ Aug 22 2020
John Cena's more than a brainac
π︎ 73
π
︎ Aug 24 2020
I've been told I can eat more pastries than anyone else.
Well, if the choux fits...
π︎ 3
π
︎ Nov 01 2020
What has more lives than a cat? β¦
β¦ the frog in my garden. It croaks every night!
π︎ 4
π
︎ Oct 26 2020
Fungi have thrived on Earth for more than 400 million years
You know what they say... history favors the mold.
π︎ 13
π
︎ Sep 26 2020
Why won't the bird defense attorney speak to more than one crow at a time?
Because anything more than one is murder.
π︎ 7
π
︎ Oct 11 2020
Did you know that a single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information? Meaning that, during 3 seconds long ejaculation, more than 11,250 TERA bytes of information is transmitted.
That's alot of information to swallow.
π︎ 10
π
︎ Sep 07 2020
This is more than meets the eye.
π︎ 113
π
︎ Jun 11 2020
I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards.
I'm sure that must have been a record.
π︎ 447
π
︎ May 26 2020
More Than meets The Eye
π︎ 1k
π
︎ Feb 25 2020
βImprisonmentβ is more than just a word
π︎ 169
π
︎ Jul 01 2020
Groups of more than six will be banned under new Corona rules. So we all know what this means...
Sneezy is getting kicked out the seven dwarfs.
π︎ 7
π
︎ Sep 11 2020
Iβm writing a Spanish song about how I dance more than anyone.
I call it βBailamostβ.
π︎ 2
π
︎ Sep 22 2020
More than math and physics can answer
π︎ 6k
π
︎ Dec 07 2019
My little Sister: What's more amazing than a talking dog?
Me: What?
Her: A spelling bee
π︎ 9
π
︎ Aug 22 2020
My motherβs leg was amputated 2 years ago. I wrote this punderful post to make her smile. It was more than successful and also impressed her doctor.
π︎ 8
π
︎ Jul 14 2020
What do you call a person who loves both himself and waffles more than anything else in the world?
π︎ 3
π
︎ Aug 03 2020
A hungry man is more satisfied eating food than a man with full stomach.
Except if he is a cannibal.
π︎ 5
π
︎ Jul 08 2020
Hopefully you guys will appreciate my Canada puns more than r/Jokes did
I tried telling some but they were having Nunavut.
π︎ 32
π
︎ Jun 15 2020
I could have been more famous than Steve Jobs
π︎ 11
π
︎ Jul 21 2020
Why do chilled Redditors get more upvotes than angry Redditors?
π︎ 4
π
︎ Jun 10 2020
My neighbours, the Razzis, have more photographs hanging from their walls than anyone Iβve ever known.
Thanks to their dad, Papa Razzi.
π︎ 3
π
︎ Aug 05 2020
My kids learned if you don't keep vermin out of your garden, you produce more rabbits than vegetables;
it's a problem called ingrown hares.
π︎ 4
π
︎ Jul 28 2020
I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "Itβs true!"
"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"
π︎ 17k
π
︎ Jun 26 2020
So, I read a study the other day claiming that "humans eat more bananas than monkeys".
Which - to me - sounded a bit obvious. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
π︎ 1k
π
︎ Aug 01 2020
Today I learnt that humans eat more bananas than monkeys
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey
π︎ 12k
π
︎ Apr 13 2020
Humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
In 2015 we ate over 74 million bananas and only 6 monkeys.
π︎ 208
π
︎ May 23 2020
Did you know people eat more bananas than monkeys?
I mean, when is the last time you ate a monkey?
π︎ 33
π
︎ Jul 17 2020
Who has more lives than a cat?
A frog. They croak every night.
π︎ 12
π
︎ Jul 24 2020
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
