Mongoose Puns

a zoo owner wanted a mongoose exhibit, so he wrote to the supplier - dear sir please send me a pair of mongooses, he thinks that doesn't sound right, so he throws it in the bin. try again - dear sir please send me a pair of mongeese, that doesn't sound right, so he throws it in the bin. try again - dear sir please send me a pair of mongi, that doesn't sound right, so he throws it in the bin. try again - dear sir please send me a mongoose

PS and another one

Many years ago,  Red Skelton  told the following joke using his inebriate character, Willie Lump Lump.

Willie explained to the young lady, “I keep a mongoose in my coat pocket.   That way, when I go home after drinking, and there are snakes all over the lawn of my yard, I let the mongoose loose and he kills them all, so it’s safe for me to enter the house.”

The young woman sadly tried to explain, “I’ve got news for you, Mr. Lump Lump, those snakes are imaginary!”

Willie Lump Lump replied, “I’ve got news for  you, so is the mongoose!”

http://red-skelton.info/articles/jokes/willie-lump-lump-and-the-mongoose/

A mongoose.

A mongoose :)

It's called a mongoose.