What kind of melody does a ship makes when if it crashes on shore?

A wreck-quiem

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A lofty melody. imgur.com/n2schN1
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I dyed laughing at this.
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What does a singer hate when she's horny?

A melody.

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What does mario like to wear?

Denim denim denim

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Queen Elizabeth visited an Edinburgh hospital recently...

She enters a ward full of patients, and notices that they’re all dressed in street clothes and have no obvious sign of injury or illness. The Queen approaches a patient and greets him. The patient replies:

β€œMy heart’s in the Highlands, my heart is not here, My heart’s in the Highlands, a-chasing the deer.”

The Queen is confused, but smiles and moves on to greet the next patient. The patient responds:

β€œSome hae meat an’ canna eat, And some wad eat tha’ want it, But we hae meat an’ we can eat, so let the Lord be thankit.”

Even more confused, and smiling even more broadly, the Queen moves on to the next patient who immediately begins to chant:

β€œMy love is like a red, red rose that’s newly sprung in June; My love is like the melody that’s sweetly played in tune.”

Now very confused, the Queen turns to the accompanying doctor and asks, β€œIs this a psychiatric ward?”

β€œNo, Your Majesty,” replies the doctor. β€œThis is the serious Burns unit.”

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"Is that with a 'ph?'"

I was trying to find the chords for a song for my dad, but I didn't recognize the melody right off the bat either.

"What's the name of the song?"

"Westphalia Waltz."

"Is that with a 'ph?'"

"Yes...probably about 7.0."

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Dad Joke Daily - Hip-Hop Loyalty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxyU4WTD3JE

The dulcid tones of Michael's favorite hip-hop artists are discussed in this melodious episode of Dad Joke Daily. From Young Jeezy to Geriatric Jeezy, from Lil' Wayne to Extra-Large Wayne, it's all in here.

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Time to get a little wired

Friend on facebook: Anybody really good at composing melodies for chamber music?

Me: Sorry, I don't really have a good Handel on that.

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