A list of puns related to "Meatloaf"
Because it means, βI would do anything for love, but I wonβt do thatβ
Two out of three weren't bad.
I said, "who's that? Was that the guy who sang Bat out Hanoi?"
She was so disappointed.
He came in looking for a small coupe for his wifeβs forthcoming birthday. He found one he liked and we completed a test drive together. The car was listed at Β£28,000 plus tax. He was deep in thought looking around the car but unfortunately for me he decided not to buy it. I was in my 20s, had a young family and working a commission only job so a couple of days later I rang him to see if anything could be done. He was keen on the car but didnβt like the Β£28,000 plus tax price tag. I assured him that this was a great price for the car, however he said that it wasnβt so much the price of the car, it was more the tax. He said, βIβd do anything for love, but I wonβt do VATβ
Two out of three ain't Bad
It was widely panned.
... I said I'd eat anything for lunch, but I won't eat that...
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.
Me: No, just a little beef.
No thanks. I don't like meatloaf.
More of a Rush fan then?
(groans around the lunchroom table)
is just meatloaf that doesn't give a f.
Meatloaf
So I live with my parents (or did when this took place) and my mom was making meatloaf one night. I was in my room waiting for dinner to be done, when she yells out "bring the meatloaf here, I want to see what it looks like". So without missing a beat, I grabbed Bat Out of Hell from my record collection and take it to her in the living room. I hand it to her and she goes "oh. my. god." with a very visible eye roll. I think it was a success
Meatloaf
Sitting around the dinner table with my parents, my wife, and my 8 month old son. As Mom cleaned up the leftovers, my Father asked her how much meatloaf was left, to which she responded "none of it". Dad quickly quipped "Nunavut? That's in Canada." Mother rolled her eyes as dad continued, "I've never been there though..." I didn't waste my opportunity: "How much of it have you seen, Dad?" He too quickly replied "None of it" realizing his folly as the last word escaped his lips. He looked down and tried to swallow his smile, which only made us both explode with laughter. My mother couldn't have been more ashamed. I'm still chuckling.....
At a wedding reception where the chocolates on the table were in nice looking package.
While watching a baseball game:
In regards to meatloaf my mother made:
While eating at relatives' house:
In regards to an inappropriately shaped child's toy:
When my brother and I were screwing around instead of helping in the garage:
After listening to a 3 minute voice mail from my mother:
My mom made meatloaf for dinner (it was fairly good).
While doing dishes, my dad decided to put the scraps and some grease on a plate of dog food. He put the plate and the ground and kept turning it to tease the dog. This was right by the backdoor, and since it snowed today, there was a towel on which the dog dried his feet.
Me: the dog peed from you teasing him!
Mom: that's on you, dad!
Dad: it's not on me, it's on the towel!
Chuckling ensued.
We were sitting at the dinner table tonight celebrating my father-in-law's (FIL) 66th birthday. My mother-in-law (MIL) made his favorite dinner: meatloaf, mashed potatoes, and creamed corn, but since I hate creamed corn they also made peas.
It happened that everyone at the table except for my MIL took peas, and she decided to comment.
MIL: "Wow, I see just about everyone took peas and not creamed corn!"
FIL: "I took a little bit of both."
Me: "Thank you for giving peas a chance."
My wife sighed and I think it went over MIL's head, but FIL and I exchanged knowing dad glances. Today, I am a dad.
Pic will be found in the comments below
Last night, as I was getting ready to cook dinner, I received a mysterious phone call from a number I didn't recognize and I naturally let it go to voicemail. Surprisingly the mystery caller did leave a voice message and several minutes later I got this text. To eliminate all possibilities I proceeded to listen to the voicemail and ensure it was indeed someone important to me. It was both of my parents(they like to put me on speakerphone so they can talk to me simultaneously) informing me of my Dad's new cellular device.
Now, as far as i can tell, my Dad has never sent a text msg in his life. He's been retired for 10+ years and he loves to talk on the phone to friends and loved ones for hours. He has no reason to text. I also wouldn't put him into a general category when it comes to dad jokes. Meaning he might not have enjoyed this as much as I. So, after much deliberation I decided to welcome my Dad to the world of SMS the only way I felt was appropriate to the relationship we share.
Also, one of my favorite of his sayings is referring to my best friend as suave(Ss-wave) and debonair (De-boner.)
Oh and don't let your meatloaf.
To Son: never let your meatloaf.
To Daughter: and never let your pussy willow.
And the other: remember you can mash potatoes but you can't pea soup
Sitting down to dinner:
Me: "Mom, what is this?"
Mom: "It's meatloaf, squash, and peas."
Dad (on cue): "You know what they say: there's nothing like a good pea."
Mom (rolling eyes, frowning): "Oh, Bob...."
Got me every. time.
Because I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that.
Cos I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.
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