36 Hilarious Mayo Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I call my horse Mayo

Sometimes Mayo neighs

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👤︎ u/One_Hair7773

📅︎ Jan 20 2021

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Someone threw a jar of mayo at me!

What the Hellman?!?

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👤︎ u/Bradb717

📅︎ Jan 08 2021

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My new horse’s name is Mayo.

Mayo neighs.

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👤︎ u/Rob_Haggis

📅︎ Dec 19 2020

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I ordered my burger with no mayo.

When I took my first bite I said, “What the Hell Mann?!”

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👤︎ u/xeazlouro

📅︎ Nov 17 2020

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Someone spilled mayo all over me

I was like what the Hellmann!?!

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👤︎ u/Spicoli0525

📅︎ Oct 11 2020

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Sauces tell me that you mayo die of laughter at this pun

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👤︎ u/i_like_miniwheats

📅︎ May 10 2020

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Happy sink of the Mayo

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👤︎ u/veknilero

📅︎ May 06 2020

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Someone threw a bottle of mayo at me!

I was like what the Helman!!!

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👤︎ u/Whlightning

📅︎ May 06 2020

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Hold the Mayo..

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👤︎ u/MilPens

📅︎ May 09 2020

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If you were treated at the Mayo Clinic

for mustard gas exposure, would you ever catch up to previous health levels?

Food for thought

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👤︎ u/rqstewart

📅︎ Jul 14 2020

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Following instructions to make mayo

Teacher: -So, add sunflower oil and stir

Me: -Hmm, I didn't quite understand that. I guess I'll ketchup later!

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👤︎ u/Davis_Schina

📅︎ May 02 2020

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Why is Mrs Mayo mad at Mr Ketchup?

She caught him watching the salad dressing again.

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👤︎ u/breakone9r

📅︎ Jan 24 2020

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Mayo neighs

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👤︎ u/recnemorcen

📅︎ Jan 29 2019

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I don’t want mayo thanks

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👤︎ u/Rockerpoem

📅︎ Jan 18 2019

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Any left over cabbage shall be shredded and mixed with mayo!

-Cole’s Law

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👤︎ u/browserleet

📅︎ Sep 15 2019

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The amount of cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrots divided by the volume of the Mayo.

That’s Cole’s Law.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jun 16 2019

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What do birds eat on Cinco de Mayo?

squackamole.

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👤︎ u/ram3nbar

📅︎ May 03 2019

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Mom to Dad: Please bring the mayo, but check if it hasn't gone bad

Dad looking for mayo: I think its gone rogue

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👤︎ u/Juris_B

📅︎ Jun 26 2019

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I HATE Cinco de Mayo!!

Said No Juan Ever.

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👤︎ u/mintyporkchop

📅︎ May 05 2018

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Happy Sinko de Mayo!

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👤︎ u/ElderCunningham

📅︎ May 05 2016

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It's Cinco de Mayo

The one day a year I wipe off mayo into the sink.

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👤︎ u/breedweezy

📅︎ May 05 2019

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Every time I have cabbage I'm out of mayo, and every time I have mayo I'm out of cabbage. It's like some kind of Murphy's Slaw.

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👤︎ u/rawlingstones

📅︎ Mar 18 2016

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I don’t celebrate Cinco de Mayo, but I do celebrate Seis de Mustard.

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👤︎ u/ennuiismymiddlename

📅︎ May 05 2018

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I have discovered the optimal ratio of cabbage to mayo!

And I shall name it Cole's law

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👤︎ u/dretland

📅︎ Dec 23 2017

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Happy Sinko de Mayo

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👤︎ u/SnowyBox

📅︎ May 05 2015

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Why do we celebrate Cinco de Mayo?

https://i.redd.it/g9jsxzwnmvg01.jpg

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👤︎ u/billythepilgrim

📅︎ Feb 18 2018

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How do SWAT teams celebrate Cinco de Mayo?

With Tac-taco rations

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw

📅︎ Mar 30 2018

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Cinco de Mayo

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👤︎ u/Dogeislord3637

📅︎ May 05 2014

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Cinco de Mayo

When I was growing up I asked my dad what Cinco de Mayo was about. He said it was Mexico's version of the Boston Tea Party, where they threw mayo off a ship and people were yelling "sink-o de mayo!"

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👤︎ u/justkayla

📅︎ Oct 19 2013

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I ordered a liver sandwich from a local deli and all I got was 2 slices of bread with mayo on it.

It was delivered.

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👤︎ u/Calthropstu

📅︎ Jun 28 2017

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My dad would like to celebrate Cinco de Mayo with you all!

http://imgur.com/E0Shp1O

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👤︎ u/JoystickMonkey

📅︎ May 05 2016

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Cinco de Mayo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Smy7OjDF6x8

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👤︎ u/spursfan20

📅︎ May 04 2015

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I got a horse named Mayo

and Mayo neighs

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👤︎ u/allisongibson

📅︎ Dec 29 2020

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I named my horse Mayo.

Mayo Neighs

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👤︎ u/qu1etus

📅︎ Jul 28 2019

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Spotted this Cinco de Mayo dad joke on Facebook

http://imgur.com/JQdspcn

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👤︎ u/couchparsnip

📅︎ May 05 2014

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My dad just posted this on Facebook for Cinco de mayo

Typical dad... http://imgur.com/EpqV8jr

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👤︎ u/brandmaster

📅︎ May 05 2014

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