Papa Mai Ice Cream Khaa lun?

Nahi Khaa lun, chalo ghar.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Shakuni_
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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My wife said she dreamt of Mai Tais last night

I told her, "you don't own any ties though"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Unicornasaurus
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 20 2016
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Is this your drink?

I canโ€™t tell if itโ€™s your tai, or mai tai.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/montanamobay
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Learn Chinese in 5 min

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES (You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...

  1. Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
  2. Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
  3. See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao
  4. Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk
  5. Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
  6. Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
  7. I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
  8. I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
  9. It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
  10. I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
  11. This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
  12. staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo
  13. He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
  14. Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu
  15. Great... Fa Kin Su Pah
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/edg0023
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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Best Liam Neeson pun

Liam Neeson is a huge movie star. He is so busy filming and traveling that he rarely checks his correspondence. One day, he goes to the post office so he can receive all his letters and a mailman asks him to sign a check out sheet. As Liam reads the paper, he notices something odd: right next to his name, the mailman wrote his name backwards. When asking why, the mailman replies: "it's not your name, sir, it's just that since you rarely come here, you haven't seen your mail before and I just wrote it down as a note".

And he was right, for Liam Neeson had "no seeN maiL".

The end.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/IsVigil
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 20 2017
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Dad joke in Thailand

In the streets of Bangkok, there were motorbikes with carts on the back for tourists to get around the city called tuk-tuks (pronounced "took-took"). When we were looking for a way to get across the city, my dad, without fail, would proudly say, "Let's take-take a tuk-tuk!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/McMartian
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 16 2013
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