Did you hear Ben and Jerry's are gonna stop making ice cream and start their own branch of martial arts?
What do you call Catholic martial arts?
What do you call a Catholic Sister who's an expert in stealth and martial arts?
Found out martial arts expert Bruce Lee had a vegan brother
My local bakery has a martial arts promotion going on
They allow you to take-one-dough.
What do you call a ginger kid who’s good at martial arts?
When you see a panda doing martial arts
You just don't get surprised, you also get bamboozled
People ask me how I got so good at martial arts
I have a senseitional trainer
What's the difference between baseball and Chinese martial arts?
In baseball, many men chew, but few men smoke. In Chinese martial arts, many men smoke, but fu manchu.
Martial arts pun
I was going to write a joke about martial arts, but I decided that it was to offensive
I asked Ryu if i could learn martial arts at his level yesterday
He said: “Suuuuureee YOU can!”
What does a martial arts expert drink?
What type of martial arts do viruses know?
Did you hear about the baker who started taking martial arts classes?
After only 4 weeks he was a black belt in Tae Kwon Dough
Asian martial arts must be very dehydrating...
because every second line in a movie is "Wataaah!".
So somebody asked if I can make martial arts joke
I like more formalized martial arts than Muay Thai.
I’ve started studying Muay Suit and Thai.
What do you call a canadian prime minister that practises martial arts?
What do you call a martial arts expert in a tree?
So a sensei or ‘teacher’ at a martial arts school brings a bowl of crispy wontons to class.
He sets it on a plinth and tells the students they’re free to take a couple after class is over. Halfway through teaching the senpai or sensei’s assistant approaches and tells him he has an important phone call. He tells the class to find a partner and practice. He comes back fifteen minutes later and the plinth is knocked over, the bowl is in pieces and the wontons crushed and scattered about. He is dismayed that his students would engage in such sensei-less wonton destruction.
A friend of mine claimed that you can't make a suggestive phrase out of a martial art
I asked:
"Muay Thai prove you wrong?"
What is a Trump supporter's favorite martial art?
What kind of martial arts do cows like best?
Some people do martial arts to defend themselves. . .
Others do them just for kicks.
Yiu know what kind of Martial Arts Jesus practices?
I'm going to start a low carb, high fat and protein combined with martial arts diet
Some people were swatting at bugs and they were joking about how they looked they were doing martial arts
I told them it was called hop moskido.
This actually happened. Nobody laughed and no one I've told it to since has laughed. I think it's really funny and I need some validation. Help
There are so many forms of martial arts, it’s kind of.. Kung-Fusing
Where do martial arts masters shop for furniture?
at the I-KEA!!!
(I think this is my first original dad-joke)
Me: Dad can you tell me what a star shaped martial arts weapon is called?
I have a friend who’s really into Korean martial arts, he’s known as Taekwonjoe
What is a bearded martial arts instructor's favorite bubble gum?
What do you call an ape that knows martial arts?
"It's time for your martial arts class, son."
Son: "But, I don't even take won do!"
What martial art does Linux use?
What do you call tree that knows martial arts?
Everybody at the martial arts dojo gets really excited about my car.
When I drive by, I can hear them shouting "KIA, KIA!"
“Hey did you hear about the martial arts class that only accepted people with one leg?”
It was called Tae-one-toe
I wanted to learn some martial arts, so googled Ninja School.
Said “this site could not be found”.
What martial art does Hitler hate?
Pun Request: Muay Thai/Martial Arts Related Puns
I'm running an email distro list and have to include a pun every week related to Muay Thai. Can you guys help me with some suggestions? I'm really running out of steam after a couple of months on.
I angered my martial arts instructor....
What form of martial arts do Shih-Tzus study?
I walked into an underemployed martial arts dojo today and offered my skills.
In no time, I was HI-YA'd!
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