Tae Kwon Donkey (The Ass that kicks back) And Crab Maga (The Krav Maga crab that doesn’t just talk crab, he backs it up). Figured this community of punsters would appreciate the universe we are creating on Patreon. reddit.com/gallery/lgzbtq
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KicksandStrings
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I could say something about NRA and MAGA,

But it would probably just turn into an ANAGRAM joke,

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xwhy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14 2020
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#MAGA
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XxTROENxX
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What do non-Israelis call Krav Maga?

Jew Jitsu.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HillDrag0n
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Not sure if OP was going for a pun
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thamara-k
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What's a trump supporter's favorite martial art?

Krav maga.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/copenhagen_bram
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09 2021
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What kind of self-defense does a Jewish Trump supporter practice?

Krav MAGA.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/daddyflextape
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I got a 3.9 GPA at Trump University

in other words, I graduated MAGA cum laude

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wxmatt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25 2020
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What do nazi punks read?

MAGA 'zines

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/d0k74_j0n35
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 15 2019
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Someone posted a joke on inauguration day and now I can't stop thinking of Trump puns, so I'll just dump them here.

He probably has quite the hair-care bill, but I'm sure he's willing toupee for it.
It seems that everyone on the internet is Russian to say good things about him.
After his inauguration speech, everyone gave him a big hand.
His favorite winter Olympic event is the LYUUUUGE!
The other half of his supporters can be described with ancient, mystical legends: the Deep Lore-ables.
Nobody will be able to use cheap cotton drapes or table cloths after his ban on muslins.
Since the start of the cold war, many U.S. presidents have pissed off the Russians. Trump is the first to be accused of pissing ON them.
I subscribed to his newsletter because I never turn down a free MAGA-zine subscription.
Melania got used to everyone crowded into Trump Tower during the campaign. Now that everyone's gone, she looks around and it's just a little Barron.
Joke that inspired me is here : https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/5p4ebt/on_donald_trumps_inaguration/

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fat_Hitchhiker
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Found Out Donald Trump's Favorite Form of Self Defense

Krav MAGA

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/keefmastaflex
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29 2017
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Did you hear Kid Rock is running for president?

His campaign slogan is going to be...
MAGA wit da baw da bang da bang 2020

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/atom138
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 27 2017
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What is a Trump supporter's favorite martial art?

Krav MAGA

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bugbrain_04
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